Patrick Wallace


Born and Raised: California

Education: UCSB - B.A. in Psychology
Pepperdine - M.A. in Education

Loves - Family & friends, tacos, soccer, naps, concerts, laughing & animals.

Hates - Mean people, soccer injuries, rudeness & long lines.

Memories - Soccer trophies, Dodger games with dad, skiing with mom, 2 years at Club Med, summers at Cottontail Ranch & honeymoon in Mexico.

Bucket List - Ireland & Italy, Going to World Cup & the perfect Martini.

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Excuse Me?! (The Life of a Special Ed. Teacher)
Price: Free! Words: 17,060. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Nonfiction » Education & Study Guides » Special education / general
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Teachers: we've all seen them out and about in society. When I was little I figured that their classrooms were like their own private little biospheres; I just didn't know where they slept. (I about fainted the first time I saw my teacher at a grocery store.) OK, so maybe they are just like everybody else, but what about special education teachers? Surely they aren't normal...right?

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