A Story About You
As you will see, this story is a story about you. Deal with this however you like. It’s really no one’s business but your own. But first, maybe take a second and write down the exact date and time, right to the exact minute. Maybe hurry, and capture this trophy while you still can. I can't promise you that you’ll regret it if you don’t. But do I really sound like I’m *guessing*?