Walter Eckland

Biography

Walter Eckland is an odd sort of duck who throws a bunch of words together and then hacks the heck out of them afterwards. Sometimes they align well pre or post the masticating. Sometimes said words align humorously. Once they made someone cry. We don't know why. Most times the words get tossed in an electronic waste receptacle to be reused in a more conventional manor by someone who probably DID pay attention in seventh grade English and did learn about grammar, punctuation and run on sentences while Walter was listening to his ADHD and trying desperately to sit still. .

Walter used to spend a boatload of time in airplanes crossing the little pond between the North East of the new world and the old continent. Australian Shiraz fueled much of the word proliferation during that time until Walter switched to Cabernet Sauvignon. .

These days Walter does a little repetitive South to North travel path and dusts off some old words and tries to make sense of what ever nonsense he intended at the time. Most of his ramblings fall into silly children's books or old style Science Fiction. One SciFi book involves a fat lady and a Volvo.

Walter's first Kindle offering involves a young girl that reminds him a bit of his daughter. There are three more books in the series (so far) and if Walter would stop obsessively reading web stuff about how to get his nonsense novel noticed and trying to convince people to cough up 2.99 American and instead got back to Cabernet and Microsoft Word he could release book two of the whole Corie Universe Feeder thingy. Book three takes a few odds turns and almost makes a point or two. Hang on and give me a second I'm looking for a corkscrew so I can finish this bio.

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Where to buy in print


Books

Corie World Creator
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Series: Corie Universe Feeder, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 33,170. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment
Continued Corie nonsense with much more fun, food, trouble and some really interesting out of this world friends. [This is book three in a series and you will have NO IDEA what is going on if you start with this book. Go find book one, be amazed by it, then find book two and be dazzled. Thank you.]
Corie Castle Builder
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Series: Corie Universe Feeder, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,770. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Corie continues her life of complete nonsense mixed with actually doing something worthwhile in this second book of the Corie Universe Feeder saga. My goodness! Things have become a saga now! Who would have thought that?
Corie Universe Feeder
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Series: Corie Universe Feeder, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,780. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Corie: tall, thin, scruffy, female, student, blondish, smart, creative, outspoken, trouble-finding, precocious (whatever THAT means), eager, mature, silly, immature, messy-roomed, imaginative, animal-loving girl …… has actual PERMISSION FROM HER FATHER to dig a hole in the front yard of her house. Does any good come of this at all? Well, sit down, grab a free cheese sandwich and find out.

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