Richard Crasta


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Richard Crasta is the Bangalore-born and long-time New York-resident author of 12 books, including the widely published novel of childhood, quest, and realization, "The Revised Kama Sutra," which was described as "very funny" by Kurt Vonnegut and was published in 10 countries and in 7 languages.

His books include fiction, nonfiction, essays, autobiography, humor, and satire, and tend to exhibit a political edge and passion and an ironic tone. Throughout his literary career, he has been driven by a passion for freedom, self-expression, and resistance to colonialism and censorship, including that indirect form of censorship known as ethnic pigeonholing, in which writers coming from certain backgrounds are expected to write in a certain manner. His books, which include "The Revised Kama Sutra," "Impressing the Whites," "The Killing of an Author," (the three books that comprise his Freedom Trilogy) and "Fathers and Sons, Love and War." They have been described as "going where no Indian writer has gone before," and attempt to present an unedited, uncensored self.

Richard Crasta has traveled widely, and though a New York resident technically, spends most of his time in Asia, working on seven books in progress.

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Eaten by the Japanese: The Memoir of an Unknown Indian Prisoner of War    by John Baptist Crasta
Price: $3.99 USD. 31860 words. Published by Richard Crasta on March 29, 2011. .

John Baptist Crasta's only mistake was to be in the wrong place at the wrong time--Singapore, when the Japanese invaded--and to be a man of "rectitude and courage". His memoir tells of his miraculous survival through 3.5 years as a POW of the Japanese. The memoir itself miraculously survives 51 years until it is published by his son, just before his death!
The Terrorist in My Life    by Richard Crasta
Price: $3.99 USD. 13520 words. Published by Richard Crasta on October 9, 2010. .

The carelessness of doctors, the unethical and ruthless greed of drug companies, and misinformation passed on by the media result in millions of accidental and life-destroying addictions to prescription drugs, and Valium is one of the most dangerous and underestimated addictions--says this author of 12 other books including the acclaimed novel "The Revised Kama Sutra" in this memoir cum expose.

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Jesus Christ in Latter Day Hackensack    by Richard Crasta
Price: $1.99 USD. 6900 words. Published on March 19, 2013. Fiction.

Jesus Christ, bored by the endless fish talk of his fishermen friends, and wood talk from Joseph the Carpenter, decides to take a time travel trip to 21st Century Hackensack, New Jersey, in the hope of being exposed to somewhat more stimulating conversation. And finds he has to explain himself to a clueless companion.The Buddha and Mahatma Gandhi have similar problems. Short humorous work.
Oh Calcutta! Oh!    by Richard Crasta
Price: $2.99 USD. 6930 words. Published on February 5, 2013. Fiction.

“After all, my Constitution prohibited discrimination: all tits were equal, regardless of color, size, racial origin, education, experience, religion—or the current exchange value of the dollar.” And "Mohan loved the word 'f**k'. Its existence in the Oxford English Dictionary was the secret of his happiness."
Apocalypse Then . . . And Now: An Alternative View of 9/11    by Richard Crasta
Price: $3.99 USD. 12550 words. Published on September 12, 2012. Essay.

In this unique eyewitness account, thought diary, and reflection on the collapse of the Twin Towers on Sept. 11, 2001, the author asks: On one of the most momentous days in Twenty-first Century History, when the Towers fell, what were people really thinking? Were they all thinking the same thoughts as the pundits and the politicians? Were the bottom 10% thinking the same thoughts as the top 5%?
The Killing of an Author    by Richard Crasta
Price: $4.99 USD. 77380 words. Published on April 29, 2012. Nonfiction.

What did Saul Bellow's agent, Sonny Mehta, and Tim O'Brien have in common? Why was John Updike upset by an honest compliment? What did Tim O'Brien read to his girl friend? What was the racket run by Norman Mailer's superagent? Find out in this true story of literature and publishing, one that has been praised for its integrity, sense of humor, and courage. "Funny, sad, eye-opening."-Review
I Will Not Go the F**k to Sleep    by Richard Crasta
Price: $3.99 USD. 27400 words. Published on June 4, 2011. Nonfiction.

What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in precociously adult language? This and other preposterous, wacky, or satirical essays comprise this anthology by an author of ten other books who is the father of three boys and co-Dependent of one Inner Child that refuses to go to sleep or grow up. Political and general satire by the author of "The Revised Kama Sutra."
Impressing the Whites: The New International Slavery    by Richard Crasta
Price: $5.99 USD. 58600 words. Published on April 9, 2011. Nonfiction.

In this satirical, provocative, and sometimes passionately sincere guide to being Whiter and more successful, illustrated by quoting from the lives of the highly successful & the mighty, such as Salman Rushdie, Barack Obama, Arundhati Roy, Ralph Ellison, Richard Wright, Aravind Adiga, and James Baldwin, the Secret Rules that nonwhite persons must obey to get along, are revealed. Revised May 2013.
The Pocket Coconut Bible    by Richard Crasta
You set the price! 11290 words. Published on March 7, 2011. Nonfiction.

Don't Leave Asia or Africa Without It! This e-book provides the Essential Guide to Success in the Western World. Here, "The Twelve Commandments of Impressing the Whites" from "Impressing the Whites" have increased to 15. Reviewers praised the original book as "courageous" and "going where no man has gone before. Now with 3 popular blog posts added to it.
At the Heart of the Empire: Manifestos of an Indian Literary Freedom Fighter    by Richard Crasta
Price: $1.50 USD. 22620 words. Published on February 19, 2011. Essay.

The author of ten books including the widely published and acclaimed novel "The Revised Kama Sutra," expresses his opposition to literary apartheid and censorship in a series of lively Prefaces from his controversial books, a few of which have been unpublished or are out of print. A Manifesto for a Third World Literary Rebel who refuses to follow the agenda that others have set for him.
Mau-mauing the Chakras of the Bakras    by Richard Crasta
Price: $1.99 USD. 6840 words. Published on February 13, 2011. Nonfiction.

What do men really want? Why is it so easy to make bakras out of them? Bakra is an Indian word for a male sheep, or for a helpless, innocent, naive, needy male, a lamb led to slaughter. This humorous and sexy short-short book discusses the phenomenon of needy males who become bakras at the hands of empowered women, or those who know how to manipulate their chakras (energy centers). 4400 words.
The Terrorist in My Life    by Richard Crasta
Price: $3.99 USD. 13520 words. Published by Richard Crasta on October 9, 2010. Nonfiction.

The carelessness of doctors, the unethical and ruthless greed of drug companies, and misinformation passed on by the media result in millions of accidental and life-destroying addictions to prescription drugs, and Valium is one of the most dangerous and underestimated addictions--says this author of 12 other books including the acclaimed novel "The Revised Kama Sutra" in this memoir cum expose.
The Revised Kama Sutra: A Novel    by Richard Crasta
Price: $6.99 USD. 123700 words. Published on October 8, 2010. Fiction.

In this widely praised, "delicate and hilarious" modern comic novel about a boy growing up in India with an American Dream and an erection to match, "A Confederacy of Dunces" and "David Copperfield" meet "Catcher in the Rye" and "Portnoy's Complaint." This novel of childhood, coming of age, modern Indian manhood, and the upside-down Indian scene, was described as “very funny” by Kurt Vonnegut.

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