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Acoustic Funambulist

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The Hair Of The Comet by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,310. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Harmonizing his stream to the tune of life, Acoustic Funambulist travels on time throughout the galaxies in a progression of unlikely encounters. In this first episode of the series the aerialist learns of the power of attraction and distraction to dodge deadly black holes.
Five Minutes To Doomsday by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,310. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Harmonizing his stream to the tune of life, Acoustic Funambulist travels on time throughout the galaxies in a progression of unlikely encounters. For his first visit to our planet, the acrobat finds out in this second episode that you sometimes have to look below the surface.
Perpetual Emotion by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,230. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Harmonizing his stream to the tune of life, Acoustic Funambulist travels on time throughout the galaxies in a progression of unlikely encounters. Engulfed in a philosophical discussion with a peculiar scientist, the loop dancer discovers in this third episode, how fixation can prevent the freedom of motion and hide the obvious.
The Uneventful Galaxy by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
The acrobat's odyssey carries on as he discovers throughout his encounters and his own feedback, a sound progression to mind. This fourth episode takes Acoustic Funambulist through the Coma Void and beyond the End of Greatness to a flatted melody.
The Pragmatic Hitchhiker by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,490. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
The acrobat's odyssey carries on as he discovers throughout his encounters and his own feedback, a sound progression to mind. Speed-spacing on the on the Stellar Expressway, Acoustic Funambulist finds himself in the midst of psychedelic delusions from a self-boarded Freaknik in this fifth episode of the series.
Messy Christmas by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 6. Price: Free! Words: 1,350. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Acoustic Funambulist's Xmas Special Join Rudolph, Santa and Acoustic Funambulist on their astonishing ride where Christmas costumes and Christmas customs take on a new twist.
The Reincarnation Office by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 7. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,840. Language: English. Published: January 23, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Jumping from one galaxy to the next, the aerialist discovers the intricate relativeness of infinite realities and learns to rely on his imagination for a melodious stride. In this seventh episode, a semi-existent toad floating in mid-life is an attraction Acoustic Funambulist's innate curiosity just cannot resist.
Pole Shifts by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 8. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,450. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Jumping from one galaxy to the next, the aerialist discovers the intricate relativeness of infinite realities and learns to rely on his imagination for a melodious stride. Confronted by repeated mood swings, the rope dancer finds in his eighth episode that in certain worlds, keeping your balance is a draining affair.
Be God To Yourself by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 9. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,270. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Jumping from one galaxy to the next, the aerialist discovers the intricate relativeness of infinite realities and learns to rely on his imagination for a melodious stride. In a desperate search for meaning, Acoustic Funambulist learns out of insight that life extends beyond life in this ninth episode.
The Invisible Layer by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 10. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,390. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical, Fiction » Fairy tales
Going forth in an ever expanding reality, Acoustic Funambulist's journey takes the turns of his own artistry, pushing beyond the limits of the known universe. In this tenth episode, the aerialist faces the obstacle of his own stubbornness anchored in a past that is no longer relevant.
Dream Your Life by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 11. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,450. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Science Fiction
Going forth in an ever expanding reality, Acoustic Funambulist's journey takes the turns of his own artistry, pushing beyond the limits of the known universe. In a wet and jazzy underworld, the equilibrist is, in this eleventh episode, immersed and taken for a dream.
When The Time Comes by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 12. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,370. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Going forth in an ever expanding reality, Acoustic Funambulist's journey takes the turns of his own artistry, pushing beyond the limits of the known universe. Our rope artist is confronted to the subjective value of time and the importance of the moment in this twelfth episode.
Bad Gene Genie by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 13. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,550. Language: English. Published: May 21, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fairy tales
In this everlasting voyage of melodious inclination, Acoustic Funambulist carries the tune in the face of the most off-key situations. In this thirteenth episode magic turns out to be best kept bottled up and the galactic trotter's reliance on his wits, life saving.
Terra Minor by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 14. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
In this everlasting voyage of melodious inclination, Acoustic Funambulist carries the tune in the face of the most off-key situations. The acrobat learns, in this fourteenth episode, to see the wisdom in what seems to be a completely irresponsible approach to life.
The Warparound by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 15. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,350. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Harmonizing his stream to the tune of life, Acoustic Funambulist travels on time throughout the galaxies in a progression of unlikely encounters. Subjected to an environment that defies the logic of time and space, the acrobat like some poor creature in a wheel, struggles to advance in this fifteenth episode.
At A Quarter To Now by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 16. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,420. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Fairy tales, Fiction » Classics
Harmonizing his stream to the tune of life, Acoustic Funambulist travels on time throughout the galaxies in a progression of unlikely encounters. This hangover started all wrong in this sixteen episode and the rope dancer has to show his moves while he works against the clock.
To Be Happy by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 17. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Nonfiction » Inspiration » Personal inspiration
Harmonizing his stream to the tune of life, Acoustic Funambulist travels on time throughout the galaxies in a progression of unlikely encounters. Impatience and frustration turn out to be sources of enlightenment for the aerialist in this seventeenth episode.
The Antipode's Centipede by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 18. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,420. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical
Back for some new spin! Time-Space traveller returns for new series of adventures. Hop on the latest multidimensional ride with Acoustic Funambulist! In this eighteenth episode, due to substandard sanitary conditions on the other end of Uturn, the acrobat suffers a painful misfortune that takes him underground.
Tweeton - 140c by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 19. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Star tripping more than ever, the aerialist glides on the dimensions, letting the Universal expansion play out on his trail. The wire walker discovers that some planets have restrictive dosage in this nineteenth episode and that finding the correct measurements can prove quite mind blogging blagging gargling BOGGLIG GLING BOGGLIG AAAAAARG!!!
The Color Abstract by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 20. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,440. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Star tripping more than ever, the aerialist glides on the dimensions, letting the Universal expansion play out on his trail. This twentieth episode finds the artist experiencing existence from the outside on a washed away world where colorless living leaves reality loose.
2098 by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 21. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,710. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Star tripping more than ever, the aerialist glides on the dimensions, letting the Universal expansion play out on his trail. When virtual reality gets too close for comfort, the space traveler has to red card the OS in this twenty-first episode.
Hell Bent Devil by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 22. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,040. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
Subjective by nature, reality builds itself on the premise that at any moment it can take a left turn and reinvent everything from origins to destination. This twenty-second episode demonstrates how even the most sure-fire beings can lose their footing and how deviously the acrobat uses disinformation.
Interloping Segments by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 23. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,610. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Harmonizing his stream to the tune of life, Acoustic Funambulist travels on time throughout the galaxies in a progression of unlikely encounters. Dealing with a genie on early release, hiding from the lops between moments or playing hide and seek with a vending machine, this twenty-third episode forces the acrobat to make adjustments.
Thought Infraction by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 24. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,630. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Harmonizing his stream to the tune of life, Acoustic Funambulist travels on time throughout the galaxies in a progression of unlikely encounters. Is ultra-reality a cure for telepathy? Find out in this twenty-fourth episode as the galactic trotter comes back for a new season.
Awrange by
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 25. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Harmonizing his stream to the tune of life, Acoustic Funambulist travels on time throughout the galaxies in a progression of unlikely encounters. Lured by an offer he didn't refuse, the acrobat is trapped in the merry-go-round of customer service in this twenty-fifth episode.