Hi friends! I'm just an average guy who likes to write smutty romance stories to get people off...and maybe even make a little skrilla on the side. Have fun reading them, I know I had fun writing them...One handed!
I call my writing Pulp Porn Romances, because I like to concentrate on the sexual side of budding relationships.
All of my books are written by me. I do NOT use a ghost writer and I do NOT buy other people's work. Thank you!
Also remember friends - most of my short stories are edited by a stoned monkey. He's not that good, and I probably should have let him go, years ago. But I kind of like the guy, and he also has a whole troop of little monkeys and a couple of adopted squirrels to support...and that's kind of hard for a stoned monkey. So go easy on the guy, he's just trying to make an honest living....Have a Great Day!
Burt Maverick and the Stoned Monkey
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Smashwords book reviews by Burt Maverick
- Breeding the Billionaire
on June 10, 2012
Having been an oil worker myself, I was naturally drawn to the story right away. Natalia did a great job bringing the story to life with an accurate depiction of the daily operations of the oil fields and the people who work in them. The sex was hot, and the story was exciting,and moved well,with a nice plot and a good twist. Awesome tale of breeding!
- Breaking My Best Friend
on Feb. 18, 2014
Oh my God - that was hot! I haven't read much erotica evolving two women, and what I have, wasn't all that; but this blew my wad - I mean socks off!
Ms. Lace you really know how to write it hot and nasty - The story and plot were just right; not long and boring - enough to set up the story and scenes and then it's all about sexual pleasure!, through hot domination, wow!
Thank you - and I'm glad I found you!
- Submitting to Angie
on April 16, 2015
Oh holy smokes this was one hot book! It has everything a person needs to get off!
I want to join in!
- Still Submitting to Angie
on April 16, 2015
Wow! Mister Olander did it again! Only hotter the second time around!
All of Mister Olander's books are over the top hot, and well worth the price!
Thank you and keep the cumming!