Hermann O.

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Dazed and confused about Germany in general and Berlin in particular, Hermann O. (AKA Hermann Observer, AKA Clarsonimus Maximus, AKA Clarsonimus) is a mean, nasty and cynical old expat American who observes the world around him in quiet desperation.

Smashwords Interview

Who are your favorite authors?
They change. Although I've never met an author I didn't like (this is probably because I've never actually met an author). At the moment I'll go with Philip K. Dick, Hunter S. Thompson and Alfred E. Neuman. You know, guys like that.
What are your five favorite books, and why?
I don't have five favorite books. I have one favorite book. It is always the one I am currently reading (if it wasn't my favorite book I wouldn't be reading it). I can give you five random favorite books of mine from the past if you would like, however.
The Man in the High Castle. Why? The dystopian schizophrenia.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Why? The Samoan lawyer.
Großer Bruder Maxi Hase. Why? The pictures.
Lucky Jim. Why? Dixon's public lecture.
V. Why? The alligator.
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Where to find Hermann O. online

The Media Mind Manipulation Manual - What Journalists Must Know to Keep Their Sheeple under Control.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,330. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2022 by Hermann O.. Categories: Nonfiction » Social Science » Media studies
There's a lot to be said about the world’s second oldest profession but not much of it is very good. Let’s face it, journalism leaves a bad taste in our mouths. The Media Mind Manipulation Manual (MMMM) will help you understand why that is. Journalists today have put themselves in the absurd situation of masquerading as arbiters of truth and free speech while actively suppressing both.
The Sayings of Confusius - Confusionism for Beginners
Price: $2.99 USD. (Free until Dec. 15!) Words: 28,980. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2021 by Hermann O.. Categories: Nonfiction » Politics & Current Affairs » White house, Nonfiction » History » Contemporary political
Confusius is confused. From cultural appropriation to The Great Presidential Election Fraud of 2020, Confusius feels as if the world he knew has been pulled out from under his feet. Confusionism is an expression of this confusion and the assorted observations offered in this book are an attempt to come to grips with the left-wing lunacy all around us.
Brain Quest - A Fantastic Voyage through the Progressive Mind
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50,450. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2017 by Hermann O.. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Join Major Miles Stone and his seductive crew on their miniaturized mission through the left and lefter hemispheres of the progressive brain. Not your everyday dystopian science-fiction political horror erotic action thriller, this bombastic bombshell of a book pulls no punches as it overwhelms you with its sensationally silly science-fiction slapstick and extraordinarily high low humor.
The Little Red Book: Of Little-Read Jokes about the Enlightened Left
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,120. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2015 by Hermann O.. Categories: Nonfiction » Politics & Current Affairs » Activism
Version 2.0 (2023). Much like Chairman Mao's compilation of zany one-liners published during Communist China's Cultural Revolution back in the day, this little red book is an uproarious collection of madcap humor and senseless drivel dedicated to the countless enlightened leftists still inexplicably omnipresent in our world today.
501 German Oddities - Observations from an Innocent Abroad
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 34,200. Language: English. Published: September 14, 2014 by Hermann O.. Categories: Nonfiction » Travel » By region » Europe, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire » Form / trivia
(3.00 from 1 review)
Sure, you may have thought you already knew everything there was to know about Germany and the Germans. After all, every school kid knows that Germany is the land of circulatory disorders, Turkish döner kebab, naked sledding competitions and David Hasselhoff. But Germany is more than that. Much more.
Dumb Deutsch
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,830. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2014 by Hermann O.. Categories: Nonfiction » Language Instruction » German, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire » Form / anecdotes & quotations
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Have you ever ordered cheese made of liver? Have you ever told your cab driver your hotel is located on One-Way Street? I doubt it. But foreign speakers trying to speak German say bizarre things like this all the time and I, for one, feel their pain. Acutely, even. They are unintentionally speaking Dumb Deutsch. And they have no one else to blame but themselves.

Books

Climate Crisis Fun Facts!
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 34,160. Language: English. Published: September 21, 2023 . Categories: Nonfiction » Politics & Current Affairs » Environmental politics, Nonfiction » Science & Nature » Global Warming & Climate Change
Take a deep breath for Climate Crisis Fun Fact Number One: There is no Climate Crisis. Nor is the weather your fault. Yes, the climate is changing but it has nothing to do with CO2. This book is a modest collection of well-documented facts and observations that will hopefully change your perspective regarding the mass climate hysteria raging around the world today. "Consensus" is a political term.

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