Casey Jones is Still a Virgin
by James Comins
Living at home is driving Casey crazy. She's stuck in Seattle with no job, no money for college, and a goth-ass sister who's marrying a Boeing tech boyfriend and getting her own place, leaving Casey alone with her shut-in mom. If only Casey could get out of the house and into the world for once. A boyfriend, a new besty, anything to make her feel like life's started post-diploma.