John Luma


John Luma is loved throughout the world as a novelist, life-giver to dozens of ungrateful juvenile delinquents, and a shameless marketing executive who perfected the Big Lie while shilling for some of the dimmest light bulbs in the entertainment business. He was Professor of Mangled English at Oxnard and a Fellow at Whatsamatta U -- until his shocking arrest for a “sex or cash” grading policy. The infamous author is available for interviews Sundays at Myazhurts Federal Prison.

Author's Timeless Quote:
"Why bother reading the old Classics when this new one will lower your IQ but give you sassitude."

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Xtreme Living
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 64,110. Language: English. Published: September 4, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
Gird your naughty privates for Hollywood’s most seductive thrill ride to bombast and adventure, as naive newlyweds get seduced into starring on the world’s only FATAL TV Reality series. Savor the insensitive depiction of the Great White Majority, stereotyped minorities, squinty-eyed alcoholics, Ku Klux Klan hicks, Mafia goombahs, and oversexed TV execs in this epic satiric thriller.

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