Robert Jeschonek

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Robert Jeschonek is an award-winning writer whose fiction, essays, articles, comic books, and podcasts have been published around the world. According to fantasy and science fiction luminary Mike Resnick, Robert "sees the world like no one else sees it, and makes incredibly witty, incisive stories out of that skewed worldview."

Robert's young adult urban fantasy novel, MY FAVORITE BAND DOES NOT EXIST, is due in 2011 from Clarion Books, a division of Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. A collection of his fantasy and science fiction stories, MAD SCIENTIST MEETS CANNIBAL, is available from PS Publishing in England. Robert has written for POSTSCRIPTS, ESCAPE POD, DRABBLECAST, SPACE AND TIME, PODCASTLE, DAW Books anthologies, and many other publications.

His credits include STAR TREK fiction published by Pocket Books. His work appeared in three volumes of STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS, winning the grand prize in Volume VI. He was also nominated for the British Fantasy Award for his story, "Fear of Rain." His story "One Awake In All the World" was called out in a Publishers Weekly starred review of the anthology DESTINATION FUTURE in 2010.

His comic book work has appeared in JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA 80-PAGE GIANT 2010 #1 from DC Comics. He has also scripted stories for various indie comics, including WAR from Saddle Tramp Press and DEAD BY DAWN QUARTERLY and COMMERCIAL SUICIDE in the UK.

Jeschonek is based in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. His website, www.robertjeschonek.com, features fresh daily updates on the world of writing and other alternate realities.
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Kiss of the Acolyte
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2012 by Robert Jeschonek. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
In a world where the art of seduction means everything, Tiki Jordan faces the ultimate test. As an acolyte in the Rites of Dawn, she must fulfill the desires of the man who holds the key to her future. But when strange visions of a mysterious woman threaten Tiki's quest, she unlocks the true meaning of passion and pain. Intended for mature audiences.
Backtracker
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 202,650. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2011 by Robert Jeschonek. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
You have never met a serial killer like the Miraclemaker. The streets run red with the blood of his victims. He comes and goes like a ghost in the night. Only one man knows he exists, one man who is losing everyone he ever cared about, one by one, to the hands of the killer. But does he stand a chance against a murderer who has a connection to terrifyingly dark and powerful supernatural forces?
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Books

Blazing Bodices
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,050. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2010 . Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Historical, Fiction » Science fiction » Steampunk & retropunk
Hardcore adventurer Sir Algernon Hogshead takes down badass steampunks in Victorian London. But the case of a lifetime might just ruin his winning streak and his life. When his wife starts keeping mysterious secrets and bad company, Sir Hogshead craves a peek behind the velvet curtain. But he can't possibly break through the world of women...or can he?
The Genie's Secret
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,340. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2010 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
A sexy genie held captive by a brutal master has no choice: she must obey his twisted wishes at all costs. When a federal agent with a flair for the supernatural comes to the rescue, the genie must obey her master's orders to capture and torture him. But the agent knows the genie's deepest secret, a magic spell that will change everything for genie, master, and rescuer alike.
Dick By Law
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 58,420. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2010 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What if you could have someone legally declared a dick? Simon Bellerophon does just that, in the craziest court case ever. But that's just the beginning of this in-your-face comedy! If you love FAMILY GUY and SOUTH PARK, you'll love DICK BY LAW. MONTY PYTHON'S Neil Innes says, "DICK BY LAW is fun. What's in a name? Ah, there's the rub..."
Serial Killer vs. E-Merica
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,200. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2010 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Cyberpunk
Virtual reality e-representatives form a more perfect union in a future America of a hundred states. Until someone reaches into the computerized Congress and murders them one by one. Can Nevada, the e-rep sergeant-at-arms with a shadowy past, make America's high tech tomorrow safe for e-democracy? Or will a terrible secret pull the trigger on a nation's hopes and dreams?
Playing Doctor
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,530. Language: English. Published: June 2, 2010 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Can a gnarly lab assistant find love with his smoking hot mad scientist boss? Faithful lab lackey Glugor lusts after sexy Dr. Medici, but Dr. M only cares about taking over the world. Poor Glugor takes the heat when her doomsday schemes blow up in his face...but can even the power of his secret passion stand between Dr. M and the deadliest doom of all?
Forced Retirement
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,760. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2010 . Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
What if Alzheimer's disease struck the World's Mightiest Hero? Gripped by dementia, godlike Epitome tears apart a city. Will his madness destroy the entire world? Not if his heroic daughter, Hericane, can recruit the one big gun who stands a chance in Hell of stopping him. But the battle of the century between the super-charged titans might just kick-start the Apocalypse instead of stopping it.
The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,630. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2010 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Beware the snack cake from Hell! Junk food genius Smidgen meets the woman of his dreams at a twisted supermarket of tomorrow. If only his sweet talk could get his lady-love to break her diet and eat him up. She refuses to go all the way, but this devilish pastry won't take no for an answer. He'll stop at nothing to become her dessert. Even if it means death will be the frosting on her cake.
The First Detect-Eve
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 18,490. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2010 . Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Eve, the first woman in the world, wants one thing. To find who killed her son, Abel, and make them pay. Down on her luck since Eden, Eve combs a shadowy wasteland on the trail of a killer. When Eve becomes the first detective in history, she might end up dead before she can solve the first murder mystery of all time. And snakeskin might be the last thing that flashes before her eyes...
My Cannibal Lover
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,110. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2010 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Lupe and her hired guns track a shapeshifting killer on a planet of pure Hell. Their only food in the wasteland: Manny, a human foodstuff. When the fugitive killer devours her men, Lupe teams with Manny for a hunt through an ever-changing wildnerness. In the heat of a race for their lives, Lupe finds herself falling in love with Manny. But what happens when Lupe must eat the edible man to survive?
Rose Head
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,020. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2010 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
In a world where everyone has a flower for a head, who can stop the serial killer called the Pruner? Enter Inspector Glisten, a hard-boiled, rose-headed cop who'll stop at nothing to cut down the Pruner. But when the trail leads to a seedy garden of horrors he never imagined, Glisten fights for his life against an explosion of deadly flower power that could uproot his world in a harvest of death.
Fear of Rain
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,230. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2010 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General
The sorcerous Mr. Flood has drowned Johnstown, Pennsylvania three times. The fourth time will be the charm, and the city will vanish beneath the waves forever...unless his flood-making apprentice, Dee, has anything to say about it. Dee uses her own powers against her wicked mentor, setting off a cataclysmic battle of magic rainmakers in the heart of a raging storm to end all storms.
The Greatest Serial Killer in the Universe
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 9,860. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2010 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
The alien Ectozoids can't bear to kill, and their enemies are out for blood. Who better than Earth's top serial killer, Luther Paraclete, to awaken their killer instincts? How was he to know they'd turn into such eager students? When a planet of peace becomes a blood-soaked nightmare, does the greatest serial killer in the universe have a chance in hell of surviving?
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