Humor

I Should've Never
Series: Poetry · Humor · Virginia's Hot Picks · Rising Fast. Price: Free! Words: 2,810. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
I should’ve never done so many things That I just couldn’t help. Now, I’m all alone and cookin’ for myself. The sex is the same. I guess I’m to blame. I should’ve never told her I wished she was anyone else.
America's Most Wanted
Series: Humor · Poetry. Price: Free! Words: 1,750. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This was written a long time ago, when someone offered to "pay me" for lyrics, which they never did. I dug it up from the archives. Have a laugh at me. Anybody sell drugs They label you a thug People gonna take a hit Whether they got it from you Or whether they got it from me I’m still America’s Most Wanted, But you gonna get shot If you see
I Like the Way You Look from the Back
Series: Poetry · Humor · Most Downloaded · Hot Picks · Virginia's Hot Picks. Price: Free! Words: 1,290. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
I guess all we'll ever have Is so much pain, It makes me laugh I thought by now It might be in the past I know love, it never lasts And you're so cheap, easy, and fast Most of the time, you're so trashed But I can't leave Cuz I like the way you look From the back
Like to Be a John
Series: Humor · Poetry. Price: Free! Words: 1,750. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This was written a long time ago, when someone offered to “pay me” for lyrics. I never finished this, for a list of reasons. I thought that someone might get a good laugh at my expense. I ain't been to em all But I been to one One time I was lonely And needed affection She had me tied up Gave me erections What a selection Of kinky thangs Had Mr. Winky movin like a slinky With whips and chains
Suckin' on My Rainbow Stick
Series: Humor · Poetry · Rising Fast. Price: Free! Words: 1,750. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry
This was written long ago, because someone offered to "pay me" for lyrics, which they didn't do. Here, you can have a laugh at my expense. Suck Suck Suckin on my rainbow stick You be suckin on my rainbow stick It's hypnotic Erotic Whatever you want, I got it Every color Every taste Everything to make ya scream And knock that frown up off ya face So, suck Suck Suckin on my rainbow stick
C c f s q
Series: Poetry · Humor · Most Downloaded · Hot Erotic Poetry · Hot Erotica. Price: Free! Words: 300. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Poetry » American poetry
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She's the wildest you could ever imagine and knows exactly what to do and how to do it to send anyone flying over the edge.
Just a F***
Series: Poetry · Most Downloaded · Humor · The 500 Club · Hot Picks · Virginia's Hot Picks · Hot Erotic Poetry · Hot Erotica. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 480. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
The title says all that I can say. Anything else is apparently too explicit.
M h f c s b t w
Series: Poetry · Humor · Most Downloaded · Hot Erotic Poetry · Hot Erotica. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 430. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
Imagine the wildest woman possible, a real dream come true, rocking your world every chance that she gets.
One Last F***
Series: Poetry · Humor · Most Downloaded · Hot Picks · Virginia's Hot Picks · Hot Erotic Poetry · Hot Erotica. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 520. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
So whadya say Get naked now Don't be afraid What's it matter If you f*** me one more time We've been f***in so much, so long, We should both be blind This was written about me, and I thought that I would share it. The author wishes to remain anonymous.