Neil Hartley


I write fantasy, horror, scifi and comedy. Sometimes all in one book!

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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,990. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Thomas Tank is looking for work, but even he isn't going to believe his next job offer...
Remember Me
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 46,100. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Ron Bower has just woken up in a strange laundrette with no memory. A dead midget has fallen out of the dryer. Now things are going to get really strange...
Narg & the Necromancer's Tower
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 60,760. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Narg, grizzled adventurer, has survived many a battle, but his latest quest to a shady necromancer's hideout may prove too much, even for him.
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 46,510. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General
When he was ten Randy had a bad experience. Now he's thirty one, he's going to have another one.
Gloom Rising
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 48,150. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
The Future. Corruption, brutality, rape and murder is rife. And that's just the cops.
Monster Book of ejokes
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 64,620. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Laugh until you pee.
Tired of Death - Overlord
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 66,320. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Dreth is out! With his zombie sidekicks in tow, he's looking for vengeance! First though, there's the tiny matter of a powerful, yet vain Anti-Paladin to overcome... Tired of Death - Overlord - Book 2 in the series.
Tired of Death - Dungeon
Price: Free! Words: 66,240. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.50 from 6 reviews)
Tired of Death – Dungeon follows Dreth and his zombie sidekicks as they decide to turn the tables on the Dungeon Master and go rogue. As they bluff, battle and trick their way through a dungeon, and incidentally fight undead discrimination, they meet a variety of weird, wacky and just plain evil characters. Can evil overcome its negative image? Will Percy get a new brain? Probably not.

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adventure    apocolypse    assassin    barbarian    blood    china    christianity    comedy    cop    cops    corruption    devil    dungeon    dungeon master    dungeons and dragons    end of the world    espionage    fantasy    funny    future    gavin    gloom    god    gods assassin    gods work    heaven    horror    humor    humour    jokes    killer    laugh    magic    memory loss    mercenary    mission for god    mystery    narg    necromancer    oppression    randy    rape    religion    scifi    shock    spy    sword and sorcery    the devil    time travel    undead    violenc    violence    war    wizard    world war 3    zombie    zombie book    zombie fiction    zombies   

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Latest book: Don't Eat Humans: A Dragon's Rulebook on Life. Published March 4, 2016. (3.33 from 3 reviews)