L.G. Keltner

Biography

L.G. Keltner spends most of her time trying to write while also cleaning up after her crazy but wonderful kids and hanging out with her husband. Her favorite genre of all time is science fiction, and she’s been trying to write novels since the age of six. Needless to say, those earliest attempts weren’t all that good.

Her non-writing hobbies include astronomy and playing Trivial Pursuit.

Smashwords Interview

What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
I love creating new worlds and getting to know the people that live in them. I get to spend time in someone else's shoes each time I sit down to write, and that makes my own life that much more interesting.
What do your fans mean to you?
They're the best support system in the world. I'm just starting out, and the words of encouragement help me get through and keep going when my confidence begins to waver.
Read more of this interview.

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Books

Adam's Apple and the Infinite Regress
Price: Free! Words: 16,790. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Adam Evans has always felt like the universe was mocking him. That only gets worse when he's charged with murder under bizarre circumstances and exiled from existence. Facing a life of utter solitude, he seizes the opportunity to escape with a strange girl. He's determined to put his life back together, but he never could have guessed how crazy things were about to become.
Self-Help 101 or: How to Select a Costume to Help You Deal With People
Series: Self-Help 101. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 28,740. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Holiday » Halloween
Book 3 in the Self-Help 101 series Dani Finklemeier is learning to cope with living on her own, online trolls, and unpleasant classmates during her first semester of college. A Halloween party offers her the chance to relax and have a good time, but no holiday would be complete without some kind of disaster. At least she'll have enough material for another self-help book.
Self-Help 101 or: How to Survive a Bombardment With Minimal Injury
Series: Self-Help 101. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,240. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Family, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.50)
Book 2 in the Self-Help 101 Series Dani Finklemeier finished and self-published her first book, but she still isn't rich. Now she must survive a 4th of July holiday with her family, all while knowing that her parents have more knowledge about her relationship with her boyfriend than she ever wanted them to know. If she survives the holiday, she'll at least have enough material for another book.
Self-Help 101 or: How I Learned to Take Over the World Through Tolerating My Family
Series: Self-Help 101. Price: Free! Words: 27,170. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
(4.67)
Book 1 in the Self-Help 101 series Dani is a seventeen-year-old girl trying to write a self-help book about how to take over the world. She also has to navigate a tension-filled family Christmas with multiple relatives staying in the same house, and an evolving relationship with her best friend Seth. It won't be easy, but she may learn a thing or two and get a book out of it after all.
Cosmic Seasoning: A Collection of Short Stories
Price: Free! Words: 16,380. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(4.67)
This compilation of ten short science fiction stories is sure to add a little flavor to your day. Some stories are funny, and others are a bit darker, but they're all short enough to read in one sitting.
A Silent Soliloquy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 28,180. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
TIPPIE was engineered to be a weapon, but no one sees the girl that lives beneath the surface. Unable to interact with the world around her directly, the silent girl creates stories for the people around her and tries to imagine what it would be like to know them. When TIPPIE meets David, the silent girl begins to feel too much, especially since she can't do anything to protect him from TIPPIE.

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