Jacquel Chrissy May

Biography

Jacquel Chrissy May is best described using the following words: Writer, Pop culture fanatic, Internet lover, Bookworm, and Introvert. Yet she sees herself as more of a Redhead, Journalist, Genius, Geek, and Killer Bunny Destroyer who will make up a story in her head before she goes to bed.

All bad jokes aside, Jacquel is a lifelong fan of fantasy and science fiction. She grew up reading everything from "The Lord of the Rings" to the Redwall series. In the seventh grade, she once slapped the class bully across the face because he called her a Cthulhu and he didn't know what a Cthulhu was. Jacquel is also notorious for starting projects that she never finishes, as she claims that the stories grow too big to be contained in a small box.

The kinds of stories Jacquel likes to write mainly fall into the science fiction and fantasy category, even though she also enjoys paranormal/urban fantasy. She also writes slice-of-life stories, which are more or less a watered down version of real life, and the problems that come from it.

Smashwords Interview

When did you first start writing?
In the third grade
What's the story behind your latest book?
It's a remake of an old story that I had written in the 9th grade
Read more of this interview.

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Books

Harry Moffer & the Really Stupid Sequel
Series: The Harry Moffer Parody Project. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,610. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
THE CUBICLE OF RIDDLES HAS BEEN OPENED!!! HATERS OF LARRY DOBBER, BEWARE!!! In this story, Harry Moffer, Pun Teasley, and Hildegade Lamer return to Warthogpox High School after their two-week suspension, where they must deal with high school musicals, exchange students, and a stalker fangirl who wants to get her hooks into Harry. Oh, and various students are attacked with fruitcake.
The Imaginary Magical Worlds of Jacquel Chrissy May
Price: Free! Words: 50,560. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Mashups
NaNoWriMo 2016 book. Last updated 2016-11-29 16:06:04
Goal reached!
A book containing a series of weird essays and short stories.
Harry Moffer & the Dumbest Story Ever!!!
Series: The Harry Moffer Parody Project, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 26,340. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A 14-year-old nerd named Harry Moffer is taken away from his home in Branford, Coggnetigut to a strange city called Wyvernwing, Pencilvarnia. There, he attends a strange school called Warthogpox High, where he meets two strange kids named Pun Teasley and Hildegarde Lamer. The three of them find themselves fighting a battle against an unpopular children's book series.
Janette Lennox
Price: Free! Words: 50,740. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
NaNoWriMo 2013 book. Last updated 2013-11-30 17:22:51
Goal reached!
Written as an alternative to the popular Harry Potter series, Janette Lennox is a young girl who doesn't fit in at her old school. Then everything changes when she is sent to a magical school and she discovers that she is part of a long-awaited, yet controversial legacy.
Life, Sin, & Blood
Price: Free! Words: 78,050. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Horror
NaNoWriMo 2011 book. Last updated 2011-11-27 22:50:22
Goal reached!
Nadia Coffey is the kind of girl who hates cutesy stuff. In fact, she cares nothing for those vampire romances that are floating around as of late. But when she is forced to move to a new town and becomes involved with a vampire, she fears that her life could become an unwanted vampire romance!

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