Jordan Dumer


I'm a creative soul who lives and breathes fiction writing. I love great storytelling regardless of style and genre but always find myself leaning towards blending horror, mystery, comedy, fantasy and science fiction.

For Science Fiction fans, don't expect core science stuff. I'm not a scientist. I'm a Liberal Artist. I study literature, fine arts, acoustics, religion and ancient history. So I write more soft science fiction like Ray Bradbury. I don't really care about getting the science correct. I'm more interested in playing with concept and metaphor.

Smashwords Interview

What are your five favorite books, and why?
I don't really have a favorite of anything especially not when it comes to books. How can someone compare something like Shakespeare's Hamlet to Twain's The Adventures of Tom Sawyer? But I can name the five books that have been the most influential to my own style: John Steinbeck's The Grapes of Wrath, Dashiel Hammet's The Maltese Falcon, JRR Tolkien's The Hobbit, Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 and George Orwell's 1984.

The reason for these works influence is not just subject matter but the way they present it in third person perspective.
What do you read for pleasure?
I usually don't read for pleasure but for ideas but my best ideas usually come from the places that provide the most pleasure. That's why I read non-fiction on the subjects I love. For fiction, I usually read classics or something that catches my eye. I usually don't care about the genre or the medium as long as it's good.
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Where to find Jordan Dumer online


Future Follies
Collection of Short Stories, Essays, Poems, Jokes, and more on Technology and the future.

Stupid Smartphones

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The Future of Drugs

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Price: Free! Words: 11,770. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Chet Paul's a young Classical Guitar Virtuoso who lives off the inheritance from his parents' tragic death. A loner, Chet feels awkward living alone in a world far different from the sheltered suburban life he was born in. So, he spends his days learning new songs on his acoustic guitar & working odd jobs to stay afloat financially. However, all of that changes when he meets the love of his life.
The Spiders Dark Web
Price: Free! Words: 4,050. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
(3.00 from 1 review)
100 Years in the Future, the FBI cracks down hard on White Collar Crime and corruption. Detective Willard is assigned the task of looking into the transaction records of an obscure company. But after finding the web address to an archaic computer simulation, FBI Cheif Bernard Miller finds himself tangled in the dark corners of the Dark Web. Caught up in a web of power, will he make it out alive?
Nighttime Photography
Price: Free! Words: 2,410. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult
Areal Photographer from Rural Wisconsin finds more in the backwoods of the Kettle Moraine forest than just some good pictures for his homepage. He discovers something far more sinister with his drone. But will he live to tell about it?
A Brief History of Mishaps
Price: Free! Words: 3,430. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Alternative history
A Collection of three short stories about sex, drugs and sharks. The first story is set in the past, the second in the modern world, and the third in an alternative future.
Robot Stand Your Ground
Price: Free! Words: 3,100. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(2.00 from 1 review)
Paradoy of the Issiac Asimov story 'Robbie'. The story of a lonely little boy whose cheap father buys him an aftermarket robot.
Mississippi River Queen
Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until Sep. 29!) Words: 3,290. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Horror » General
A divorced father fixes up a boat, and decides to go boating on a hot summer day with his son. On their way back, they see a light, and then their motor fails, and then the trouble happens. Learn what happens on that faithful summer night in this Short Horror Story.
The Glitch
Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until Sep. 29!) Words: 7,180. Language: English. Published: April 29, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Francois is a hard worker with a dream of becoming a maverick in the field of graphic art. But strange things have been going on his Milwaukee Suburban town. Stories of dark strangers have surfaced, along with the mention of a glitch. But what does it all mean, and how is it all connected?
Karma Dog and the Cat Named Itchy Whiskers
Price: Free! Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short Story about the sibling rivalry between a cat and a Dog.
Steal This Free E Book
Series: Future Follies. Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: English. Published: April 12, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Technology
A short comedic collection of stories, essays and jokes about the future of writing and books
The Future of Drugs
Series: Future Follies. Price: Free! Words: 5,180. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Collection of Science Fiction Jokes and Stories about Drugs.
Stupid Smartphones
Series: Future Follies. Price: Free! Words: 1,650. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Technology
(5.00 from 1 review)
Are Smartphones making us Dumber? Are Cellphones turning us into emotionless robots? These tough questions and others will not be answered in the following text. Instead, expect to find a small collection of comedy bits, jokes, an essay and a poem about how and why I hate smartphones (and stupid people).
The Book of Spells
Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until Sep. 29!) Words: 9,830. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Occult
The Sequel to THE WITCHES HAVE THEIR HOUR. Our young hero bribes a group of childhood misfits to embark on a weekend camping trip. But forgets to mention that this isn't an ordinary camping trip. The powers that be are after his rare books. And they will stop at nothing to take what they want no matter the cost. Will our hero and his ragtag friends be able to survive the weekend?
God's Sleeping on the Job
Price: Free! Words: 1,540. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Religious, Fiction » Christian » Contemporary
The Business world gets Biblical in this short satire about Capitalism and the Christian World.
Red Cross Over Erie
Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until Sep. 29!) Words: 22,360. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Fantasy » Dark
Liam is a timid boy about to spend the weekend with his Aunt Victoria, a member of the Elite living on the Islands in and around Sandusky Bay. However, this is no usual family outing, Liam must face his fears, and the decisions he makes will not only decide his fate but the fate of The Great Lakes.
The Witches Have Their Hour
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,540. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Occult
Comedy, Mystery and some horror I guess surround a small Wisconsin college town. And one student takes his final semester historical essay to seriously. But will our young hero be able to retain his sanity, or will the towns buried horrors destroy his innocence forever on his quest to get a A+?
Starlight Reflections
Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until Sep. 29!) Words: 4,130. Language: American English. Published: January 26, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry
Collection of 28 Poems about the Universe, Love and the Human Experience.
Musical Poetics
Price: Free! Words: 1,270. Language: American English. Published: June 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
1267 words, 12 poems Musical Poetics is a Poetry Chapbook that sees the world through the eyes of a musician.

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Andre' Mwansa
Latest book: The Past Always Catches Up To You. Published July 10, 2018. (5.00 from 2 reviews)

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