M.H. Dartos

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Provocative, progressive and independent for 20 Years, M.H. Dartos Books is committed to testing the boundaries of established thought and providing readers with thoughtful and interpretive books in a wide variety of categories. Specializing in experimental works that challenge the structural status quo, M.H. Dartos Books seeks to re-define and shape the future of electronic publishing well into the 21st century and beyond.

Communications for any writer on our roster can be directed to mhdartos@gmail.com

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Fromunda Cheese and Meatballs
Price: Free! Words: 19,220. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2017 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Discover strange things, unfathomable, repulsive, delightful things, accept and understand the eternal beauty of cheese and meatballs.
Gun Chicks of Caracas
Price: Free! Words: 9,820. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2017 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Fiction » Transgressional fiction
Female, is not synonymous, with quiet. I came into this world kicking and screaming I go out shooting and creaming.
Price: Free! Words: 53,000. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2016 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Fiction » Transgressional fiction, Fiction » Science fiction » Cyberpunk
Diesel Mukai is a disenfranchised young man who leads a simple and lonely life. Then along comes the intensely charismatic Sheila . There is something mysterious about Sheila that defies words...
Still Life with Rambling Papaya
Price: Free! Words: 41,880. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2016 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
Diesel and his two friends inhabit a house entrusted them by a beneficent couple whose objective is to travel the world. In a matter of months, the couple pop into the headlines being sought for killing their son.
Prattle and Shake
Price: Free! Words: 990. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2013 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Fiction » Urban
A dive bar, a dude drinking and thinking hard, Eddie the barkeep keeping it real, a redhead sweetie who's too close to be far away. Flashbulbs and dark nights bring a blindness of absolute clarity, spark a memory made in flames, bring the brutal truth to light.
Hot, Sweet and Sticky
Price: Free! Words: 19,070. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2013 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
Experimental fiction that sets up its own rules while subverting the conventions according to which readers have understood what constitutes a proper work of literature. By no means "light reading" as the reader must be fully engaged, be pulled into the textual overload becoming both reader and creator...
Jiggly Delicious
Price: Free! Words: 4,030. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2013 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Fiction » Mashups
A kaleidoscope of colors, sounds, high hemlines, curvaceous females. Muy interesante. Intensely provocative. Experimental text in the raw.
Till Death Do Us Part
Price: Free! Words: 1,480. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2012 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
Being in love is a grand and glorious thing. For Lydia, her spectral love is the one and only, in a journey that goes to death and beyond.
Angel Hair for Leonora
Price: Free! Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2012 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Fantasy
Leonora has a bit of a problem with her legs. All four of them. To call her a freak would in her eyes be a kindness. She is aware that rain falls on the just and unjust alike. Yet she feels trapped in a perpetual thunderstorm. But suddenly some sunshine comes into her world and she is feeling joyous and wild and...
Still Life with Psychotic Squirrel
Price: Free! Words: 31,240. Language: English. Published: February 12, 2012 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Nonfiction » Relationships and Family » Dysfunctional relationships
M.H. Dartos is proud to announce the re-release of C.B. Smith's cult classic Still Life With Psychotic Squirrel, a landmark underground novel in the vein of Tom Robbins and William S. Burroughs.
Grab Me, Fab Me, Fork Me
Price: Free! Words: 15,230. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2011 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Back in print once again in ebook form by special arrangement through Grove Press, Grab Me, Fab Me, Fork Me, by incendiary wordsmith extraordinaire, Spider Moon. Step on board as he observes, reports, and skewers the cult of celebrity, in a rollicking send up of pop culture in all its mutating forms. Be sure, this author's tools of satiric power are razor sharp.
Neck 2 Knees
Price: Free! Words: 3,990. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2011 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Fiction » Transgressional fiction
What could be accomplished in the ancient art of storytelling that has not already been done well, several times over? In his latest tweak of pain, Spider Moon cuts right to where the rubber meets the road: “You’re just about perfect from neck to knees, baby!” Strap down and strap on for the ride.
Price: Free! Words: 71,080. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2011 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Fiction » Transgressional fiction
The world is spiraling out of control and one man is caught in the spin, swirling around and down into the eternally violent maelstrom. His job was outmoded and downsized out of existence. His house destroyed in a bomb blast. Now his only remaining joy, the love and attentions of the fairer sex, has taken a hard left down a dark terrifying alley dropping him at a dead end. What next, death?
Krazy Dreamz
Price: Free! Words: 44,780. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2011 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance
Kyrie Elias has a dream. A crazy dream. She wants to be a star of the professional skateboard domain. She has been training hard and knows she has mad skater skills. Problem is, there's one dude on the totally happening skate team she wants to join who keeps giving her the bum's rush to keep her away.You would think she was committing a crime! Her answer is simple: game on, dude!
Baschilliad: The Last Lay of the Minstrel
Price: Free! Words: 11,200. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2010 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
BC era Greece poses one problem for wannabe mythic hero Baschilles; his inability to complete the stages of the "Heroic Pattern" and achieve immortality. Welcome to the bizarre, obsessive world of Baschilles. A world full of mischievous gods, grandiose plans, elusive immortality, and a life endangering mate.
Rainbow Cafe
Price: Free! Words: 19,340. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2010 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General
Case Hardison has had a rough couple of days. So much so that a stiff drink is just what the doctor ordered. Yet things are just warming up. When bad goes to worse, he decides to bail and seek redemption in his hometown. But after the long passage of time, he finds that old friends and lovers mix like meteors and marigolds!
Love, Knuckles, and Melody Genesis
Price: Free! Words: 49,050. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2010 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance
High school outcast Cord has it bad for campus cutie, Melody. Only problem is, a fierce bully has claimed her as his own. Suddenly Cord finds himself navigating treacherous waters as he attempts getting close to Melody while he avoids being pummeled by her bogus boyfriend. Odds are firmly stacked against.
Diary of a Teenage Faërie Princess
Price: Free! Words: 52,230. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2010 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
Jaynie Morrison laments her big feet and red hair. Then her mother disappears at her third birthday: Ouch! When Jaynie decides at age 17 to search for her mother and finds out that her mother is a faërie queen, Jaynie realizes this makes her a faërie princess. Suddenly big feet and red hair take on a whole new meaning as her exciting adventure begins!
Supremely Happy World
Price: Free! Words: 49,020. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2010 by M.H. Dartos. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General
The year is 2113. The world has suffered the consequences of global climate change and now enters a time of terror as a rolling Black Death unlike any before it surges through the land. The Black Death rages on with no end in sight. Citizen Li Chu Yang believes he knows the source of this new deadly black strain. In a world where to be noticed is to be targeted, his dilemma is deadly serious.

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M.H. Dartos' favorite authors on Smashwords

C.B. Smith
Latest book: Still Life with Rambling Papaya. Published October 31, 2016.
Convoy Brown
Latest book: Prattle and Shake. Published April 5, 2013.
Fisher Thompson
Latest book: 119. Published September 19, 2011.
Grace Wilkinson
Latest book: Enslaved. Published June 17, 2010.
Jessica Erica Hahn
Latest book: Elysian Fields. Published November 1, 2010.
JJ Argus
Latest book: The Passion and the Hunger. Published August 12, 2017.
Marlo Maseni
Latest book: Till Death Do Us Part. Published March 23, 2012.
Spider Moon
Latest book: Fromunda Cheese and Meatballs. Published March 12, 2017.
Stella Wright
Latest book: The Hard Ride. Published January 14, 2013. (3.00 from 4 reviews)

Smashwords book reviews by M.H. Dartos

  • The Hard Ride on Feb. 25, 2013
    (no rating)
    This emotional rock o roll brings it big and rocks the sex oh love thing. Yes!
  • Sloughing Off the Rot on April 21, 2013

    Lance Carbuncle continues to surprise. Continuing to paint with a wide brush topics and vistas that would sicken most people, you need only pay attention to the intricately layered concepts and neologisms he creates to glimpse the depth of passion he brings to the table. What you will find within the fractured leaves of this work will excite, entertain, enervate, enliven and sicken with a generous smattering of comically offensive observations that cut across all stratospheres. It thus becomes clear that Carbuncle is an equal opportunity offender. Much like his groundbreaking work, Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed, you will at once be stunned, then flummoxed, and finally mesmerized as the twisted logic he spins coils you into a snare so tight to be an epiphany in sweet pain. Yet churning beneath this smorgasbord of seemingly incongruous and tragic-comic elements is a palpable current of profundity: the search for self, identity, and what it means to be human. Not to mention a generous smattering of biblical allusion. Among the most noteworthy elements of the tale are its non-linear plot, and the influence on events of choices made by men, women and beasts. And as the word odyssey has come to refer to an epic voyage, it is a most fitting summation of this novel. What we have is a modern day Homer's Odyssey, with lead character John the allegorical Odysseus. I don't know about you, but I find comfort in the knowledge that Carbuncle is out there laughing at this oddity called life for us sinners. Audacious, innovative and satirically precise humorists such as he are a rare find indeed. In short, this work is not to be missed.