Ian Watson


Ian Watson is the author of the #1 bestseller Midnight Movie Madness, a 400+ page guide to such bizarre, campy and endearing classics as Reefer Madness, Attack of the 50ft Woman and Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.

Smashwords Interview

What are your five favorite books, and why?
1) Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut - if you only read one book in your lifetime, etc.
2) How To Talk Dirty And Influence People by Lenny Bruce - so it's a ghosted autobiography of a notorious celebrity, but it doesn't get any funnier and more incisive than this.
3) Pryor Convictions by Richard Pryor - Except for maybe this.
4) The Hunter by Richard Stark - A classic, amoral revenge story.
5) Make Your Own Damn Movie by Lloyd Kaufman - Zero bullshit in this candid, outrageously funny memoir
What do you read for pleasure?
Mostly non-fiction. Fiction seems to follow the McDonald's Mantra - a product's success depends on its uniformity. So every thriller has to fit the Thomas Harris/ James Patterson mould, every fantasy book has to fill the void left by Lord of the Rings, every horror novel has to be Stephen King etc.
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Where to find Ian Watson online

Twitter: @frankenlotter
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Where to buy in print


Come The Night
Price: Free! Words: 16,760. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
From the author of Midnight Spookshow - 8 weird stories inspired by exploitation cinema.
Son Of Blood Sex & Scooby Snacks
Price: Free! Words: 8,240. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Stephen king said: "If you love horror movies you've got to have a love for pure S#it!" Bear that in mind, friends and neighbours, as you suffer through another Michael Bay reboot or a sequel to a movie about a film crew that goes to a haunted asylum. Seriously, who goes to a haunted asylum? Nobody that's who. Well, maybe Scooby Doo....
Price: Free! Words: 3,950. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General
They were illicit, outrageous, obscene. They were the films that were supposed to deprave and corrupt the minds of those who watched them. They were the Video Nasties....and everything you've heard is true.
The Penis Monster's Movie Guide
Price: Free! Words: 11,970. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
He calls himself "Ol' Painless." He likes bad action movies, Italian zombie flicks and chasing locker room starlets. He's "kind of a dick." And now you can read his thoughts on Uwe Boll, Jean-Claude Van Damme and that mad scientist movie with exploding hookers...
Schlock Sleaze & Cheesy Bs
Price: Free! Words: 12,340. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Entertainment industry, Nonfiction » Entertainment » History & Criticism
Sexploitation! Shocksploitation! Blaxploitation! Grindhouses and drive-ins may be gone, but the b-string and basement budget pictures that played them have endured. With their bad acting, drooping mikes and constant mix of day/night shots, you wouldn't call them well-made but there's a strange appeal to their raw, unrestrained shenanigans. Welcome to the golden age of Exploitation Cinema!
Movies That Witness Madness Part VII
Price: Free! Words: 4,040. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Entertainment industry
Just because a movie "falls off the screen" doesn't mean it can't be entertaining. Especially if it ends with a naked Susan Strasberg shooting lasers at a 400 year old Indian Medicine Man. In space. In Part 7, "Hollywood Horses#1t", you'll get the lowdown on such incomparable cinematic travesties as The Manitou, Megaforce, House of the Dead and many more...
Movies That Witness Madness Part VI
Price: Free! Words: 3,830. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Entertainment industry
Attention zombie fans! Like gratuitous gore, diabolical dubbing and showering starlets? In Part 7 of our ongoing series, "Spaghetti Flesh Eaters", you'll get the lowdown on those incomparable Italian Dawn of the Dead knock-offs Burial Ground, Zombie Creeping Flesh, Nightmare City, Zombie Flesh Eaters 2 and more! So dim the lights, open the brewskis and enjoy a bonkers b-movie extravaganza!
Movies That Witness Madness Part V
Price: Free! Words: 3,550. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Entertainment industry
Which film repeats a shot of Sybil Danning disrobing seventeen times during the end credits? Why did it cause Christopher Lee to apologize to director Joe Dante? And did he know he was appearing in a send-up? In part 5 of this ongoing series, you'll get the answers to these burning questions as well as discovering why we never got to see David Hasselhoff in Pet Sematary 3...
Movies That Witness Madness Part IV
Price: Free! Words: 3,840. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Entertainment industry
Movies That Witness Madness is an ongoing series exploring the trashy, schlocky, silly joys of midnight cinema. Part IV, "Dwain Esper Goes To The Drive-In" focuses on the peddlers of cheap Drive-In movies who became the kings of turning a profit from trash, including Herscell Gordon Lewis and Al Adamson.
Movies That Witness Madness Part III
Price: Free! Words: 3,560. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Entertainment industry
Movies That Witness Madness is an ongoing series extolling the trashy, schlocky stupid joys of midnight cinema. In Part 3, you'll discover which film left a drug-addled Stephen King helpless with laughter, how Neil Sedaka was humiliated by a jellyfish and find out which director got their start on Korea-made King Kong knock-off.
Movies That Witness Madness Part II
Price: Free! Words: 3,660. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Entertainment industry
Movies That Witness Madness is an ongoing series dedicated to the trashy, schlocky, stupid joys of Midnight Cinema. Part II, "Strange Invaders", includes Cat Women Of The Moon, Santa Claus Conquers The Martians and Teenagers From Outer Space.
Movies That Witness Madness Part I
Price: Free! Words: 3,870. Language: British English. Published: August 20, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Entertainment industry
Sick of Big Budget Hollywood Horse$£@t? Of course you are! Who needs all that Michael Bay guff when you can watch movies about modern-day druids, dressed in straw hats and denim dungarees, who exsanguinate their victims in a garden shed? Welcome to the trashy, schlocky stupid joys of the midnight movie!
Now Recruiting
Price: Free! Words: 670. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General
Why are homeless people disappearing from from London's streets, never to be seen again? Urban legends of forced labor and black market organ-legging abound, but the truth is far stranger...

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Jack Ketchum
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Joe R. Lansdale
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Latest book: This Crowded Earth. Published November 18, 2010. (1.00 from 1 review)

Smashwords book reviews by Ian Watson

  • Movies Worth Watching on Nov. 16, 2012

    And this is a book worth reading, especially if you enjoy the brilliantly terrible likes of Galaxina and Barbarella. Best of all is the review of Fire Maidens Of Outer Space, in which the author's love of grade Z sci-fi is apparent.
  • Improper Improvisations 2 on Oct. 26, 2013

    In case you haven't heard, this is the book President Obama cited as his favourite read of 2013. In fact, it encouraged him to return to the typewriter, and Mr Obama now writes erotica under the name "Robin Tumescence." Remember where it all began, people.....
  • Health, The Bible & You : Part 5 - Jesus Recommends Carrot Juice on Nov. 21, 2013

    Read this book. I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister!
  • Spooky Stacks: Four Horror Tales on Nov. 21, 2013

    Horror fiction as it should be - fast, unpretentious and FUN.