Location: United States
Member Since:
May 05, 2012
Vince Iuliano
Biography
Freelance writer. Staunch crusader for truth, justice and the American Way..
(writes under various names. You could be reading me right now, and not know it!)
(writes under various names. You could be reading me right now, and not know it!)
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Where to find Vince Iuliano online
Series
Scab Wilson!
by Vince Iuliano
Scab Wilson and the Amazing New Bicycle
Scab Wilson and the Theater of Doom!
Scab Wilson and the Wondrous Mr. Bobbo!
The exciting series featuring Scab Wilson (so named for his inability to stay balanced on a bicycle seat) and his crazy friends - Spliff Martin, Julie Fentonbruter and Biff Ballaroo! Two in the series (so far) with another to make its debut early 2015!
Scab Wilson and the Amazing New Bicycle
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Scab Wilson and the Theater of Doom!
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Scab Wilson and the Wondrous Mr. Bobbo!
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Books
Die Laughing
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$1.49 USD.
Words: 9,360.
Language:
English.
Published: May 25, 2021
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Categories:
Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
" It was a typical East Hampton crowd: well-heeled, good spirits, liked their liquor. Occasionally I’d get a heckler, nothing I couldn’t handle. This time, this third night, the guy got under my skin. "
The Dumbest Things The Obama's Ever Said
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 3,450.
Language:
English.
Published: July 24, 2020
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Categories:
Nonfiction » Politics & Current Affairs » Government, Nonfiction » General reference » Trivia
from Quotations of Oba-Mao by the same author, here are the former President's (and his wife's) Marxiest comments.
from the lips of the one man wrecking crew himself, our 44th President (and his wife)
Lost Highway
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$1.50 USD.
Words: 23,170.
Language:
English.
Published: June 18, 2020
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Categories:
Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
There are no other lights on this dark lonely stretch of highway, save one. Someone is following you.
You can't seem to shake the other car but it's purpose is unmistakable.
This is a race to the death!
The Scab Wilson Omnibus! His First Four Great Adventures!
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$3.45 USD.
Words: 19,960.
Language:
English.
Published: January 25, 2020
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Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Intermediate, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Small town America. Andy Hardy, Homer Price. This is the contemporary story of an earlier and nicer time.
THE PARTY AND OTHER SENSUOUS DISTRACTIONS
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$3.00 USD.
Words: 12,810.
Language:
English.
Published: January 20, 2020
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Anthologies, Fiction » Erotica » General
Buckle up! It's going to be a very exciting night! Let our resident sultry Mistress Marnie show you to your ringside table, as she takes your clothes and serves you a heaping helping of her erotic fare for lovers and other strangers. RIGHT
Those Glorious Movie Musicals!
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 40,070.
Language:
English.
Published: January 1, 2020
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Categories:
Nonfiction » Entertainment » Entertainment industry
Years in the making, Those Glorious Movie Musicals! Is the perfect companion to a lazy rainy weekend and a buttered drum of popcorn. Starting with the advent of sound in the late 1920's and continuing to it's last great gasp in the late 70's, this is a definitive year by year anecdotal history of the Hollywood movie musical
ACTS OF RANDOM KINDNESS A Collection of Poems
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$1.99 USD.
Words: 5,700.
Language:
English.
Published: June 1, 2019
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Categories:
Poetry » American poetry » General
A collection of brilliant poems (parts of this collection were previously sold as Blackbirds Drawn Against a Charcoal Sky White Snow and Frozen Town) here in one handy dandy collection you can sink your teeth into.
What America's Founding Fathers Ate ! favorite recipes from Washington to Lincoln
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 5,520.
Language:
English.
Published: April 25, 2019
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Categories:
Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » Courses & dishes / general
From George Washington to Abraham Lincoln, here are a general sample of recipes that our Founding Fathers ate and that you can recreate in your own home kitchen. Enjoy them in good health as you teach your children about the roots and principles of our Great Nation
An Unfortunate Death
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
Free!
Words: 1,850.
Language:
English.
Published: October 11, 2018
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Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.00 from 1 review)
a small drink of water, really.
an accidental death in the suburbs.
Harry Whipple is having a bad late afternoon as he strings the holiday lights.
Frozen Town
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 1,930.
Language:
English.
Published: September 11, 2018
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Categories:
Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Literary collections » Letters
This town has more than its share of ghosts to conjure.This is a book of poetry that its author really hopes you'll enjoy. Forged in the fires of hell, this town lives on the side of town one hardly ventures into. It exists on the edges of unspoken resentment and unresolved bitterness. A ghost ship on a dark endless sea. Sweet dreams.
Why Johnny Can't Reason
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 2,960.
Language:
English.
Published: August 4, 2018
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Categories:
Essay » Political, Nonfiction » Politics & Current Affairs » Current affairs
America's Education System is broken. The new expose by Don Gumball and Vince Iuliano!
Amazing Customer Service! : Lessons from a Lifetime in the Trenches (Crushing It )
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$1.50 USD.
Words: 10,000.
Language:
English.
Published: April 20, 2018
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Categories:
Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Business communication / general, Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Business communication / general
Lessons from a Lifetime in the Trenches
Because Your Business Deserves Better!
Triple Threat
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$3.00 USD.
Words: 11,750.
Language:
English.
Published: February 5, 2018
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Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Klepto's, nudists, petty theft and prisons from the inside out, this is a rainy day morsel to be savored. Hopefully you'll find some of it laugh out loud funny, or at least true to its dictum that Crime Does Not Pay......unless you do it right!
Scab Wilson and the Wondrous Mr. Bobbo!
by Vince Iuliano
Series: Scab Wilson!, Book 3.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 4,970.
Language:
English.
Published: July 23, 2017
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Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Scab Wilson and his steady girl Julie happen upon a mystery! The old weathered house on the outskirts of town appears to have a most unusual boarder. With a little digging, Scab discovers the home owner is none other than a wild magician who used to entertain the town until tragedy struck, and he vowed never to perform another magic trick!
Of course Scab has a little trick up his own sleeve!
Political Hash
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 13,390.
Language:
English.
Published: July 9, 2017
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Categories:
Nonfiction » Politics & Current Affairs » Current affairs, Nonfiction » Politics & Current Affairs » Activism
As President Trump strives to make America great again -- accomplishing more in his first 5 months than his predecessor was able to destroy in the previous 8 years -- he faces several enemies. The Democrats, the MSM, and many of the feckless GOP (not to mention countless leakers and sabotage agents intent on bringing his Presidency down).
Grandpa Used to Tell Me...
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$1.65 USD.
Words: 1,990.
Language:
English.
Published: July 4, 2016
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Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Family / General
Grandpa Used to Tell Me About His Childhood
Brief exploration to encourage young children to listen to the wonderful, magical stories of their grandparents. An old man tells about his magical childhood during the Great Depression, as well as meeting the boy's grandmother.
Now featuring a free chocolate chip cookie! Plus a Bonus Story "Grandma's Toadstool Pie!"
20 Examples That You're Living Under a Soft Tyranny, by Don Gumball : edited
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 2,510.
Language:
English.
Published: December 7, 2015
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Categories:
Nonfiction » Politics & Current Affairs » Government, Essay » Political
Government is Run Amok!!
Government is charged with keeping your country safe from harm and secure from foreign invaders. But what about internal invaders? Remember Abe Lincoln's prophetic words that if ever America should fall it would have to be an inside job? (Special Election 2016 additions)
Calling All Ghosts!
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$1.25 USD.
Words: 3,960.
Language:
English.
Published: November 24, 2015
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Categories:
Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Spiritual awakening, Essay » Sociology
Ghosting hunting. It takes time, patience, and a butt of steel. But the excitement of exploring the greatest of all mysteries - death - will have you too sitting in ancient graveyards after dark.
Searching for Elvis : Looking Through America's Heartland for an Icon
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$2.00 USD.
Words: 7,220.
Language:
English.
Published: April 21, 2015
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Categories:
Nonfiction » Music » Rock music, Essay » Sociology
A true-life trek through little towns in America, looking for a rock star. Not just any rock star of course -- we're on the trail of THE most famous rock star of them all!
Had Elvis faked his own death?
This is a true story. Approx. 24 pages.
30 Days to Your First Poetry Chapbook
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$1.99 USD.
Words: 5,350.
Language:
English.
Published: April 16, 2015
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Categories:
Poetry » Themes & motifs » General, Nonfiction » Publishing » Self-publishing
For better or verse, you've always written poetry. Or dabbled in it.
No one ever took you seriously. But one day (you thought), you could be the next Carl Sandburg, Robert Frost, Maya Angelou.
Well, you can. And it all starts with your very first chapbook.
Sonny Roman's Big Fall
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$2.25 USD.
Words: 7,380.
Language:
English.
Published: January 12, 2015
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Categories:
Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Family sagas
In the Fortini family, anyone can be an enemy. It pays to keep business close to the vest. Loose lips can definitely be your un-doing.
Grab a cannoli and settle back with the wildest, meanest mob since the Corleone's ran New York.."Sonny Roman's Big Fall" is one to read with the lights on, with both eyes open and a loaded piece at your side..
Scab Wilson and the Theater of Doom!
by Vince Iuliano
Series: Scab Wilson!, Book 2.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 6,710.
Language:
English.
Published: December 26, 2014
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Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Family / General
Movies are stranger than real life! Please join Spliff, Julie, Scab and the whole gang for another whacky adventure!
The Science of Popcorn
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 13,710.
Language:
English.
Published: December 25, 2014
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Categories:
Nonfiction » Entertainment » History & Criticism, Essay » Literature
A trip down to your local cinema palace with a slightly demented film afficionado. The perfect rainy day read.New Low Price!
What Price Liberty?
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$1.45 USD.
Words: 10,000.
Language:
English.
Published: November 9, 2014
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Categories:
Nonfiction » Politics & Current Affairs » Democracy, Nonfiction » Politics & Current Affairs » Current affairs
With every temporary politician with a ‘pen and a phone’ your liberties are shrinking. Don’t believe it?
Read on!
Obama Told a Lie: The State of Our Nation - From Bad to Verse
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$1.25 USD.
Words: 2,130.
Language:
English.
Published: October 20, 2014
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Categories:
Nonfiction » Politics & Current Affairs » White house, Poetry » Themes & motifs » General
Obama fiddles while the country burns. Poems to salve open wounds.
Scab Wilson and the Amazing New Bicycle
by Vince Iuliano
Series: Scab Wilson!, Book 1.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 4,420.
Language:
English.
Published: October 19, 2014
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Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Chapter Books, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Scab Wilson has a dilemma: the new girl (Julie Fentonbruter, if you must know!) in town goes everywhere on her new bicycle and Scab (named for certain misadventures with his last bicycle) is currently WALKING. He needs to get some wheels, and fast! (Before his rival in life, Biff Ballaroo, tries to steal her away!)
Please join the series that critics have called "heartwarming" - now at a new low
48 Poems for Young Kids + 2.
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$2.25 USD.
Words: 2,590.
Language:
English.
Published: September 26, 2014
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Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Poetry, Fiction » Classics
Bedtime Poems for the Young At Heart
A collection of thoughtful, special, silly, sensitive poems to be read at bedtime. Entertaining for both young children and adults.
Last Will and Testicle
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 3,070.
Language:
English.
Published: August 30, 2014
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Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Did you ever steal for the thrill of stealing?
Follow an ordinary man (husband, father) who finds himself looking for the sort of vicarious thrill that only prancing through his neighbor's kitchen naked can bring! In the style of Donald E. Westlake, this comic caper is a nice vicarious thrill to the dark side of suburbia. .
Nasty Halloween Poems for Creepy Little Kids
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$1.00 USD.
Words: 1,840.
Language:
English.
Published: August 3, 2014
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Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays & Celebrations / Halloween
Boo! Poems and creepy fun things to read for the little ghoul in your house! Special back to ghoul special! Just 1 stinky dollar!!!! Happy Halloween! And thank you!
The Worst Paperboy in the World
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$1.45 USD.
Words: 6,250.
Language:
English.
Published: June 3, 2014
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Categories:
Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir, Essay » Author profile
In the 1970's for a young boy delivering the New York Daily News to the suburbs, it was the best of times (and the worst of times). Good customers he soon learned, had to be trained and cultivated, like a good garden. Subscribers may have been dropping like flies, but the ones who remained were the very best.
Boy With a Bell (One Act), and Six Poems
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
Free!
Words: 2,000.
Language:
English.
Published: May 17, 2014
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Categories:
Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Boy with a bell tries to warn a couple about the dangers ahead, or does he? Minimalist farce, one act. Royalty free.
Carter Wingtipper Flies to Mars!
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$1.25 USD.
Words: 4,630.
Language:
English.
Published: May 4, 2014
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Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories
Carter Wingtipper is the first in a series of Wingtipper books...Books that involve aeronautics, rocket flight , other planets, and kids doing really neat things in outer space!
Quotations From Chairman Oba-mao
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 9,320.
Language:
English.
Published: March 5, 2014
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Categories:
Nonfiction » Politics & Current Affairs » Government, Nonfiction » Politics & Current Affairs » White house
The Little Red Book for a New Generation of Socialists! The Democrats!
... Quotations for every occasion. The apology tour, the lies about Obamacare. Even some choice Michelle blunders! Fun at parties! The answer to every leftie argument!
Blackbird Drawn against a Charcoal Sky White Snow
by Vince Iuliano
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 3,350.
Language:
English.
Published: February 7, 2014
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Categories:
Poetry » Biography, Poetry » American poetry » African American
Poems in the Key of Life
These are experimental poems (they don't always rhyme) of true events. Perhaps they'll re-kindle a few bittersweet memories of your own, and inspire you to set them down on paper. I hope they do.
Each 'chapter' represents a major event in my life. How I choose to remember the event, the word choices that remain; well, it's done with a flick of the wrist.
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