Cuban Pete: A (mostly) True Story
by Vince Iuliano
In the 1970's, when we were all young, I got a job in a little paint store on Long Island. Under the tutelage of Cuban Pete, I learned a great deal about women and house paint. Some of the lessons were painful. He was an odd duck - in his sixties, eternally horny. It was hard to know where the lies ended, and the truth began.