Valerie Gaumont is an evil genius whose mission is to take over the world. Her latest efforts were thwarted when her flying monkey army discovered beer. Currently they are in Rehab because no one likes a drunk flying monkey. (Thank you for your cards and letters of support.) When she is taking a break from villainy she can often be found with a pen in her hand. Yes, sometimes she is doodling, other times writing fiction and discovering new and interesting ways to combine reality with the outré. She has had short stories in the Violet Ampersand Anthology, Poetry, Prose and Other Voyages to the Edge, and the online Journal, Gothic Fairytales for Melancholy Children. In 2007 she was listed as a finalist in the William Faulkner International Writing Competition in the Novel-In-Progress category.

Website: http://valeriegaumont.yolasite.com
Twitter: valeriegaumont

• valeriegaumont: Why are cover letters so much harder to white than chapters? You woun;t think that one little page would cause so much consternation.
• valeriegaumont: the characters have rebelled. The wrong person learned the wrong secret and no matter how much I delete, I still know he knows, sigh
• valeriegaumont: From now until 12am March 10th all of my books are half off except Roses which is free. Go to http://t.co/3Lk6kqFJ for the promotion.
• valeriegaumont: There is something magical about holding a copy of your own book in your hands.
• valeriegaumont: For those who like abook to hold in their hand, Alliance, Rabbit and Roses for Juliet are available in paperback@ http://t.co/jhk3en46

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