Rick Griffin is a writer and artist, winner of the 2009 and 2010 Ursa Major awards for best anthropomorphic comic strip (http://www.housepetscomic.com), and has won 2008-2010 NaNoWriMo. He owns six hundred and eleven cats and has trained each one to say "Simon Says" at inopportune times in order to confuse small children.
Paris the rabbit is unhappy with how his life (specifically his romantic life) has been going, but on seeing his favorite sport, Pit Fighters, is open for recruitment, he decides to take a chance and apply himself. Will he find what he's looking for?
Captain Ateri has never known life outside his starship, but when a fleet of pirates offer him an opportunity to steal from his slave-masters, can he maintain the facade long enough to attain what he desires most?