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Guinea Pig Apocalypse    by De Kenyon
Price: $2.99 USD. 13180 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on May 23, 2013. .

Galileo’s mad-scientist parents have done it again: invented something that got completely out of control. This time, it’s a matter replicator in their basement. And a squirrel army out to get rid of the humans. And lots...and LOTS of Guinea pigs out of sewage. Yuck!
A Ghost Unseen    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 2060 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on May 9, 2013. .

The realtor told her the house was haunted by the ghost of a four-year-old kid who’d drowned in the pool in the 1960s. But that’s not why she bought the house: she’d bought it because the front room had a gorgeous bay window...and was painted the color of spattered blood.
Red Meat Riding Hood    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 4050 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on May 1, 2013. .

Once upon a time in a forest so far away as to be entirely unlike the forests that you get around here, a little girl realized that it was time to grow up and go out into the world, despite the best intentions of everyone around her. A surreal retelling of a young woman’s journey through an unknown and unknowable forest.
The Boy Who Would Not Sleep    by De Kenyon
Price: $0.99 USD. 6580 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on March 19, 2013. .

Just before the men in Nickolas's family grow up, they fall into a deep sleep...and serve a local dragon in their dreams. Tired of being teased, Nickolas makes a vow: he will not sleep. Now he's learning the consequences of disobeying a dragon...
The Mighty Mountain of Theornin    by De Kenyon
Price: $0.99 USD. 7090 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on December 21, 2012. .

Astra knows what she’s good at: thieving, tricking, and hitting people with rocks. Especially the mayor’s bullying son, after he makes fun of her. She also knows what she’s not good at: being a girl. Not the kind of girl that lives in the tiny mountain village of Theornin, anyway. So logically that means making Wizard Jorphen change her into a boy.
Beware the Easter Moon    by De Kenyon
Price: $0.99 USD. 14740 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on November 12, 2012. .

Colin’s tired of his mean, bullying Grandpa stealing kids’ chocolate Easter eggs. So he hatches a plan to make his Grandpa eat one of last year’s Easter eggs. One of the regular kind. That stinks when it gets rotten. It was a terrible plan. But it was also a great plan. He just shouldn’t have gone outside at the farm to get the egg on the night of the full moon before Easter.
The Girl and the Genie    by De Kenyon
Price: $0.99 USD. 4860 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on October 3, 2012. .

In this fairy tale, a girl finds a magic bottle with a genie inside (she can tell there’s a genie inside, because she can see it having adventures), but the genie won’t come out to give her wishes. What does she do? She goes inside... (For children 8 to 12 years old.)
The Exotics, Book 2: Xanadu House    by De Kenyon
Price: $2.99 USD. 31520 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on June 5, 2012. .

(4.00)
After saving her half-human, half-animal friends, Rachael comes down with the Exotics virus. As a new Exotic, Rachael can’t control the change, so she travels to a safe place for Exotics in danger—Xanadu House. Xanadu is owned by an aunt that Rachael never knew she had, and who will protect any Exotic, no matter what side they’re on. But is Xanadu House as safe as it seems?
Alien Blue    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $5.99 USD. 108190 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on May 21, 2012. .

Bill Trout didn’t mean to get involved with aliens. He just wanted to run his brewery and mind his own business. But that ain’t the way things worked out, and now he’s got some bodies to bury, an alien to hide, and his best friend to talk some sense into. Except Mayor Jack ain’t one for sense. Nothing for it but to make some beer...
Paid    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 9500 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on May 9, 2012. .

First published in Crossed Genres #30, "Luck." Time travel in a multiverse sounded great…except that some of inventor Beauregard’s alternate selves aren’t so nice. Now he’s a private dick hiring himself out to try to clean up the mess he made. And, of course, trying to get paid.
My Mom Ate My Homework    by De Kenyon
Price: $0.99 USD. 3620 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on May 1, 2012. .

Aya's mom just told her to pick up her stuff for the 1,001th time...she was almost going to pick it up for reals, but then her mom gets turned into a cleanicidal vacuum cyborg. And now Aya's almost late for school...
People Juice    by Diane R. Thompson
Price: $0.99 USD. 3660 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on April 27, 2012. .

If there’s one thing that can ruin your workday, it’s getting harassed. Beautiful, blonde Jackie has figured out how to handle it—most of the time. But last Friday she almost got snagged in the parking lot by a guy in a hoodie wearing too much aftershave, and now she’s out for revenge.
The Test    by De Kenyon
Price: $0.99 USD. 12660 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on April 18, 2012. .

Mari von Ingler is good for nothing, not making sausages or sewing a straight line or anything of use in her village, so her father arranges for her to be an apprentice to a mage...but only if she can pass the mage’s test.
Ebooks 101: Beginning Formatting    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $2.99 USD. 9580 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on April 5, 2012. .

So you’re thinking about selling ebooks, but you don’t know where to start, what ebook software to use, or how to format an ebook. Using this book, you will learn to format your ebooks, what materials you need, and where to publish. For beginning users only. Includes checklists, step-by-step instructions, and templates.
Secret Magic in Small Places    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $5.99 USD. 39540 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on January 1, 2012. .

Inside every ordinary life hides a few instances of secret magic. The intuition you can’t explain. The coincidence that can’t possibly be true. Ten stories that capture that incredible moment before the wonder is hidden again.
The Exotics: Tigerlilly (A Short Story)    by De Kenyon
Price: $0.99 USD. 5470 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on December 21, 2011. .

After Rachael’s friend doesn’t return on the first day of second grade, she asks her mother to find her new address so they can be pen pals. But Rachael’s mother can’t find Brenna’s family anywhere: it’s like they were erased.
The Exotics Book 1: The Floating Menagerie    by De Kenyon
Price: $0.99 USD. 25400 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on December 15, 2011. .

(4.00)
When Rachael's mom disappears and she finds out that her second-grade classmate Raul might know something about it, she follows him into a trap and is kidnapped onto a mysterious ship along with a group of kids who can turn into magical animals--Exotics. She has to find a way to escape the ship and rescue the Exotics who are waiting to be sold as pets...or are they?
The Procrustean Mirror    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 4570 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on November 23, 2011. .

Tom tracked his wife as far as the Zorcico before he ran out of leads. Now the bartender’s trying to tell him he can either have what’s in an old wooden box, or he can find out what Betty was coming to the dive bar for. “What’s in the box?” he asks. “Your marriage.”
The Cliff House    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 6050 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on November 18, 2011. .

Ardahl is a weaver of magic and demons—of the power that flows through the land. But he’s a prisoner of the land as much as its master, a prisoner of the Cliff House, where the ruler of the land always keeps a trapped magician to summon water for the people. Now the land has twisted near the breaking point to feed them…but the princessa won’t let Ardahl stop squeezing it. Squeezing it dry.
Threads of Life, Threads of Guilt    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 5770 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on November 8, 2011. .

Mattie’s ready to give up when her twin, Matt, drags her to Casa Eva, reputed to be St. Augustine’s “fountain of youth” for cancer patients. But can she be cured of losing her will to live?
Creators of Small Worlds    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 5040 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on November 3, 2011. .

Andrea had one chance to talk to Chris Demoulin before he unleashed horror on Las Vegas—and failed. Now the question isn’t, “could she have stopped him?” but, “can she keep stop herself from becoming just like him?”
The Woods Behind Grandmother's House    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 7280 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on October 29, 2011. .

Ellen warned her fiance Philip not to get involved with the Rockford brothers. But now he has gone with them down a dark path heavy with deadfalls and demons, and only she can bring him back.
Hand of Glory    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 13060 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on October 19, 2011. .

When you're in an online gaming guild, when the leader says to kill, you kill. You show up on time or you get kicked. You do the job. And you never break loyalty, no matter how much drama is going on.
The Vengeance Quilt    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 10090 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on October 14, 2011. .

God’s work weighs on Sebastian, a new priest, harder than most. But dealing with demons is his penance, and God never makes a burden harder than you can carry. Or so he believes when the rivalry between two of his parishioners spirals into the supernatural. A Weird West tale.
Tales Told Under the Covers: Zombie Girl Invasion & Other Stories    by De Kenyon
Price: $2.99 USD. 50290 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on October 10, 2011. .

Ten tales of death, invasions from other realms, bullies, babysitters, liars, and the brave kids who fight back. Zombie girls who have to hide, lest they get eaten by bigger zombies. Food that bites back. Wizards who are scared of their own power. Murdered (and murderous) pets. Secret superpowers. And that last, great voyage into the unknown.
The Edge of the World    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: Free! 7100 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on October 6, 2011. .

When Jack was a kid, he was kidnapped by fairies. Sounds great, right? Except surviving the fairies was hell. Jack only escaped with the help of his best friend, Felix. Now his kidnapper’s dead, and Felix has come to take Jack back to the fairies...
Basement Noir    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 4730 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on September 28, 2011. .

Everybody's got some hidden faces they don't show the world...but what happens when they start killing each other off? P.I. Spade is created out of dreams and memories to investigate the the murder of a personality, only to learn that the crime he was sent to investigate isn't the one he needs to solve.
The Last Voyage of the Mermaid    by De Kenyon
Price: Free! 8440 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on September 22, 2011. .

Arnold had always wanted to know about a) pirates and b) death. But his mother would never let him find out. Now Arnold is grown up, old, and tired of being both...so he goes on an adventure to find out the things that he was always supposed to never find out about: Murder, mermaids, and the deep, dark sea.
Factory Above, Factory Below    by De Kenyon
Price: $0.99 USD. 7740 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on September 15, 2011. .

“If you’re really bad,” the Teachers had said, “the robots will come and take you Below.” Well, Connor had been really bad this time, and now the robots were coming. Connor couldn’t wait.
The Scaredy Wizard of Theornin    by De Kenyon
Price: $0.99 USD. 8160 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on September 8, 2011. .

Astra’s always in trouble for stealing in her tiny, muddy, miserable village of Theornin. What? She wants to grow up to be a thief, all right? Except now her reputation is causing her problems, because the town bully, a grown man named Cormish, wants her to steal the wizard’s spell book from him. Or else.
Miracle, Texas    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 8610 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on September 2, 2011. .

0.5 star(4.50)
The man rode into Amazon Valley the same way they all did, blindfolded, hooded, and with his hands tied behind his back. Men were trouble, and Justine liked them that way. A Weird West tale.
Lady of the Floods    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 5460 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on August 26, 2011. .

The gods can build in a single night a tower that would require the toil of many men over many seasons. Balathu, chief of scribes, brings the King’s offerings. Balathu is a virtuous man, but the tools of the gods are lovely in his sight, and in the sight of the King. Truly, weak men are always seized by fate.
Which Is Bigger, the Moon or an Elephant? and Other Stupid Questions    by De Kenyon
Price: $0.99 USD. 7360 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on August 19, 2011. .

Antonia does not need a babysitter. She has her CPR certification and a list of emergency contact numbers. But the babysitter isn’t a normal high school girl who just wants to watch TV and call her boyfriend...but a mean, sarcastic teen who wants to scare them all.
Blind Spot    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 5180 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on August 12, 2011. .

Maxine invented a modern art technological miracle: a mirror that shows the world...without the viewer. But Thomas, who follows her through illusion after illusion to find the real woman,science sees what she can't: that people will kill to get her algorithms.
Devil Mountain    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 6850 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on August 5, 2011. .

The alien called him her beloved devil for tempting her away from her brood and tried to make him promise not to take revenge if the other humans didn't understand their love. Now he’s on top of Devil Mountain, looking down at the town that murdered his wife, and he has no promises to keep.
Monsoon    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 4320 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on July 27, 2011. .

0.5 star(4.50)
Too old to flirt with the Norwegian meditation teacher. Too young for menopause.
Things You Don't Want But Have to Take    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 8310 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on July 19, 2011. .

She hid from the thing for years, but it found her and came to her in a box with no real return address and her own handwriting on the label. She knew what would happen if she tried to fight the cold thing with its claws in her neck. Her only hope was to hide it from her husband...
Chance Damnation: A Tale of the Weird West    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $5.99 USD. 82550 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on July 13, 2011. .

0.5 star(4.50)
A little girl with the power of a God. Invaders from another world. When demons rewrite history on the Great Plains, three brothers follow one of their own into a strange Hell to change it back.
Letters to Thorbin    by Brittney Wentzel
Price: Free! 4330 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on July 7, 2011. .

(5.00)
August 5, 2010, was the best and the worst day of my life. On that day I married my best friend, my rock, my hero—and on the same day we lost our son, Thorbin, at 14 weeks due to heart complications. I wanted to share my story of this past year in hope of helping others who have gone though the same thing as we have.
Family Gods    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 3780 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on July 6, 2011. .

A young soldier returns from a war to bury his mother, only to find that his wife has betrayed him. Now, in order to save his daughter from the same conflagration that consumed his mother, he has to learn how to tame the rage inside him...a rage made stronger and more violent by the family god, a god of murder, fire, and anger that has haunted them for generations.
The Society of Secret Cats    by De Kenyon
Price: $0.99 USD. 5230 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on June 28, 2011. .

0.5 star(4.50)
What if cats were really there to guard your dreams? When his human girl becomes lost in a nightmare, Ferntail must lead her home again...but he doesn't know the way, either. Will a mysterious and beautiful cat from the Society of Secret Cats lead them home...or further astray?
Tales from the Pirate Moon, Episode 1: The Coffin of Infinite Time    by Kitty Lafontaine
Price: $0.99 USD. 6940 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on June 22, 2011. .

A bounty hunter, a sword-dancing trollop, and a space pirate walk into a bar...the Hundred Hive on Pirate Moon. Who will walk out when the Hive attacks, trying to recapture their lost home...and their hidden Queen?
Lanes of the Living Dead    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 3140 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on June 15, 2011. .

It ain’t easy being divorced. But Bart’s ex-wife’s lawyer, also a voodoo priest, didn’t make it any easier.
How to Fail & Keep on Writing    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $2.99 USD. 14960 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on June 7, 2011. .

Afraid of rejections? So afraid that you never put your stories in the mail? This book will show you how to overcome fear of failure when It comes to writing, submitting, and publishing your fiction.
The Debt: A Zombie Tale    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 1790 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on June 1, 2011. .

He hired Dr. Skalos to put his brother to rest. He paid and paid and paid, yet still his brother walks, and hungers...
Class Pet from Beyond the Grave    by De Kenyon
Price: $0.99 USD. 6690 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on May 27, 2011. .

A ghost haunts the teachers’ toilet, but Fox & Hare Paranormal Investigations faces worse something worse than a ghost when they investigate the case of a missing class pet: murder.
A Picture is Worth 1000 Chomps    by De Kenyon
Price: $0.99 USD. 6330 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on May 20, 2011. .

Seth uncovers shy girl Tony's secret talent: she can make images come to life, but she can't control the evil, hungry monsters that she creates.
Mother & Child    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 2380 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on May 11, 2011. .

A family that goes on separate vacations in virtual reality...only to find that the mom won't come back. A girl who finds her life's calling not in nurturing, dolls or motherhood, but in a classmate's pain. A mother who refuses to let her daughter get judged on a so-called Judgment Day. Three short stories of mothers, children, and the uncanny bonds between them.
Abominable    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $0.99 USD. 3370 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on May 4, 2011. .

When a guy finds the love of his life and works his fingers to the bone to get her what she wants, he doesn't expect her to fall in love with a...a sheep farmer. Trapped in a blizzard, a guy who gave up everything to be with his wife discovers there's still more to give. Something warm.
Death by Chocolate    by DeAnna Knippling
Price: $2.99 USD. 21130 words. Published by Wonderland Press  on April 28, 2011. .

Ellie doesn’t like chocolate. So when the Devil makes her a deal—she can be skinny, pretty and immortal, but if she ever eats chocolate, she’s going to Hell—she takes it. Then the bad boy at the top of her sexual bucket list appears.. She’s tempted, but she trusts him even less than she trusts the Devil…
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  • Dark Faith on Jan. 23, 2011
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    Note - I read slush for Apex; this is an Apex book. A collection of short stories related to faith. Some of them went for the cheap tricks, but here were some of my favorites: The Mad Eyes of the Heron King - Richard Dansky. All herons are the Heron King. Scrawl - Tom Piccirilli. About a humble writer of porn. Cracked me up. The Days of Flaming Motorcycles - Catherynne Valente. Borders on the edge of hipsterism but still shines. Sandboys - Richard Wright. Two boys made out of sand on the seashore. It's a good thing when you read a collection and go, "Not bad," after you finish a story. None of these were quite immortal, but definitely on the high side of very good.
  • Walter's Bucket List on April 13, 2011
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    Warning! Spoiler in next paragraph! This was a woman's version of the beginning of the movie Up, and I thought it was very sweet. The middle slowed me, like a series of pictures flying by, but the end more than made up for it.
  • Blood on the Ice on April 27, 2011
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    Hammie's parents make him wear a mouth guard when he plays hockey for the Fighting Aardvarks. Why wouldn't they? They're dentists. The Aardvarks are going nowhere, until a new player joins, and half the team is sucking down raw-meat smoothies. It's up to Hammie, an incompetent vampire hunter, a hot librarian, and pair of dental extractors to save the team...and the world. There is nothing like a good farce like this (think Hudson Hawk) to put a smile on your face :)
  • Pariah's Moon on April 27, 2011
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    The fun thing about this book was the way you got to go directly from a high-fantasy world into the Old West, but fantasy style. The high-fantasy world is full of all the melodrama of medieval politics (especially sexual politics), and the shift from that to the Old West-world of, well, rape, murder, and swindling the folks Back Home is like jumping into a cold pool on a hot day. Yeah, those elves are lying, cheating SOBs, but at least they're relatively honest. A clever variation for the Weird West subgenre (which I love). Good characters, fast action, and lots of bloody revenge.
  • Shattered - A Wizard's Work Book One on April 27, 2011
    star star star star
    Disclaimer: I know Mark. We met at a story-marketing workshop, and over the course of the workshop, he kept using his book as an example in his questions. By the time the workshop was over, I was sold. It's my reader candy...fantasy, intrigue, yeah. My kind of thing. What you have here is a high-fantasy novel that's not so much in the vein of Tolkein as it is in the vein of Stephen R. Donaldson's Mirror of Her Dreams/A Man Rides Through. Not as many plot twists (but lots of good red herrings), not as much blood (but there's a good one in there). A solid, put-your-feet-up, enjoyable fantasy book.
  • How to Cook Husbands: A Creepy Story on June 29, 2011
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    Hee hee hee hee! I don't want to spoil it :)
  • Beyond Reach: Book 1 of the Beyond Saga on July 07, 2011
    star star star star
    Assassins, monkeys, and true love--oh my! Solid SF Adventure in a dark vein - almost, but not quite, romantic. An enjoyable diversion :)
  • Mutable Things on Aug. 18, 2011
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    Interesting premise, characters, lots of action (and sex). There is just nothing wrong with this book. If that was all it was, though, I probably would have blown it off. However, she gets into a lot of depth (but not preachiness) about the expectations that young women face. "Be what your lover wants you to be" isn't something that just empaths have to face. Philosophical meat to a catchy thriller. Very nice.
  • Jack Dervish, Super Spy on Dec. 04, 2011
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    In short: After Jack's superspy parents go missing, he hides in their secret lair for years...learning how to be the perfect spy. Now he has to face a terrible challenge: in order to find his parents, he has to to learn how to act like a normal kid. Jack Dervish's parents disappeared when he was four years old. He was smart enough to hide out in his parents' secret lair under the house, even after new people moved in upstairs. Living off his parents' savings and by using the Internet, Jack survived more or less alone. But on his twelfth birthday, Jack finally realizes that a) he cannot accept that his parents are dead and b) they aren't going to be able to come back on their own. He decides to go on a quest to rescue them; however, he has no idea where they could be, or what they were involved in when they left (well, he was four). He decides that the only way to search for his parents is to go into the outside world. And that means...pretending to be a normal kid. After eight years in his parents' secret hideout with nobody to talk to (except for a few people over the Internet), it won't be easy. Despite making a ton of mistakes (including deciding that "Rasputin" is a good name for a kid), Jack faces down bullies, fools the school into thinking he's from a foreign country, and makes a couple of friends that like him despite his really weird way of doing things. However, Isobel is one of the worst friends that he could have made; her father works for the Homeland Security Office...and is out to capture Jack and find the truth of where he really lives, and the source of all his gadgets. The thing is, Mr. Spencer knows something about Jack's parents...why else would he have a picture of them? I had a lot of fun reading this. Jack does not fit in, and that's what fifth grade was all about for me: being smart and not fitting in. If you enjoyed The Mysterious Benedict Society or the Artemis Fowl books, I highly recommend this book. I thought the beginning was a little silly--a four year old living on his own? Really?--but hey, why not? This looks like the start of a fun series. Lots of gadgets, traps, and sneaking about.
  • Fright Files: The Broken Thing on Dec. 28, 2011
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    In short: Stevie likes horror movies and books…but when he discovers a real haunted house and a real haunting, he chickens out and has to be dragged into finding out more by his best friend, Angie. What they discover is a threat to their lives and the ones they love. Stevie, a big horror movie and book fan, is also the victim of bullies in Nohope, Vermont. The bullies chase him into some woods that are supposed to be, if not haunted, then at least too creepy to be running around in. While there, Stevie finds a broken doll-thing that almost seems to move in his hand–the doll is later stolen by the bullies. Soon afterwards, Stevie’s mom gets into a car crash (she doesn’t die) trying to avoid a ghostly, broken-looking girl in the middle of the road…a girl who wants to get back something that was stolen. Stevie and his best friend Angie, another horror fan, find out that the ghost used to be a girl who lived at a house just past the creepy woods…a girl who supposedly murdered her whole family, then killed herself. Stevie’s teacher doesn’t believe in ghost stories (but likes local legends), yet recommends they talk to his dad, who has a different, even scarier opinion of the old house… Okay, admittedly, with Goosebumps, sometimes you just have to laugh. Some of the situations that people get into are just too funny, especially when compared with adult horror movies. The Broken Thing, however much it may go in the Goosebumbs category, provides a few more chills than that. What makes the thrills just slightly annoying is that there are so many cliffhangers that lead to fake-outs–it wasn’t the monster sneaking up on them, it was only his sister! kind of things. But that’s a minor quibble. The characters were fun, the action exciting, and the slow parts tinged with creepiness. A couple of silly moments…but sometimes you just have to have a little cheese with your screams.
  • Fright Files: The Broken Thing on Dec. 28, 2011
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    In short: Stevie likes horror movies and books…but when he discovers a real haunted house and a real haunting, he chickens out and has to be dragged into finding out more by his best friend, Angie. What they discover is a threat to their lives and the ones they love. Stevie, a big horror movie and book fan, is also the victim of bullies in Nohope, Vermont. The bullies chase him into some woods that are supposed to be, if not haunted, then at least too creepy to be running around in. While there, Stevie finds a broken doll-thing that almost seems to move in his hand–the doll is later stolen by the bullies. Soon afterwards, Stevie’s mom gets into a car crash (she doesn’t die) trying to avoid a ghostly, broken-looking girl in the middle of the road…a girl who wants to get back something that was stolen. Stevie and his best friend Angie, another horror fan, find out that the ghost used to be a girl who lived at a house just past the creepy woods…a girl who supposedly murdered her whole family, then killed herself. Stevie’s teacher doesn’t believe in ghost stories (but likes local legends), yet recommends they talk to his dad, who has a different, even scarier opinion of the old house… Okay, admittedly, with Goosebumps, sometimes you just have to laugh. Some of the situations that people get into are just too funny, especially when compared with adult horror movies. The Broken Thing, however much it may go in the Goosebumbs category, provides a few more chills than that. What makes the thrills just slightly annoying is that there are so many cliffhangers that lead to fake-outs–it wasn’t the monster sneaking up on them, it was only his sister! kind of things. But that’s a minor quibble. The characters were fun, the action exciting, and the slow parts tinged with creepiness. A couple of silly moments…but sometimes you just have to have a little cheese with your screams.
  • Thunderbird on Jan. 20, 2012
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    In short: Twins Janine and Justin are stuck at their father’s dinosaur-digging camp for the summer. While most kids would be thrilled, they’ve seen it all before. However, when Janine is called to find a mysterious egg for a mythological creature (the thunderbird), they’re both drawn on a quest through the regular world and the spirit world in order to save the creature from dying. When I read like a kid (I’m actually a grown up, despite what my daughter might say), I think differently than I do as an adult. Some kids’ books you can read as an adult (like Harry Potter), but some kids’ books you have to read like a kid (like Goosebumps). This book is a book you should really read as a kid, and that’s a good thing. When twins Janine and Justin take off without their father knowing where they’re going to follow a magical quest, my adult brain wanted to go, “No! Bad bad! Kids shouldn’t take off without their parents!” but it’s a book. So I turned off that part of my brain and just enjoyed the book for what it is, which is an adventure story. You know, a story in which people do stuff that they wouldn’t normally do, which, you know, most kids can figure out that they shouldn’t take off on magical quests without at least leaving their parents a note first. One thing my adult brain really got into–Justin and Janine end up making part of their lengthy journey through the spirit world. As an adult, I’ve read a lot of stuff about traveling through various spirit worlds that just leaves me bored, but the adult side of me found the spirit world described here just as interesting as my kid brain did. I really enjoyed the fact that it changes depending on who your guide is? Loved it. Fast action, not a lot of blah blah blah, good characters, interesting plot and locations: this book receives my kid-brain seal of approval.
  • The Hands of God on July 20, 2012
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    An unexpected, an unexpect-able book. It starts with a fourteen-year-old girl, Pamela, who lost her mother as well as her hands in an accident, who lives with her grandparents--a cruel grandfather who keeps her locked away from the world, and a grandmother who's lost her ability to protest. Pamela should be helpless, and in fact the author gives us a lot of detail into just how hard it is for her to deal with everyday tasks, and how that difficulty means that she's treated as less than human. But Pamela is her own person, with a talent for finding patterns in things--from horseracing to deloping new tools to help her gain more function with her arms. The details are fascinating as the author works out, step by step, how Pamela lives, thinks, and changes, blossoming from a girl with no sense of the world, to a worldly young woman (in the best sense) who can look out for herself, and even make difficult choices about not only how she wants to live her life, but how she wants to affect the world around her.
  • The Hands of God on July 20, 2012
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    An unexpected, an unexpect-able book. It starts with a fourteen-year-old girl, Pamela, who lost her mother as well as her hands in an accident, who lives with her grandparents--a cruel grandfather who keeps her locked away from the world, and a grandmother who's lost her ability to protest. Pamela should be helpless, and in fact the author gives us a lot of detail into just how hard it is for her to deal with everyday tasks, and how that difficulty means that she's treated as less than human. But Pamela is her own person, with a talent for finding patterns in things--from horseracing to deloping new tools to help her gain more function with her arms. The details are fascinating as the author works out, step by step, how Pamela lives, thinks, and changes, blossoming from a girl with no sense of the world, to a worldly young woman (in the best sense) who can look out for herself, and even make difficult choices about not only how she wants to live her life, but how she wants to affect the world around her.
  • Captive Girl on Sep. 18, 2012
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    I was expecting something different. The opening starts out with a girl, an asteroid, a sense of impending doom...space colonists have gone to inexplicable, almost illogical lengths to defend themselves, using little orphan girls (not so little now) to do their watching for them. The story didn't go where I expected it to go: no explosions, invasions, or despreate, noble self-sacrificing deaths. Instead, the authorities are like, "Well, that was about enough of that, our computers have improved, you've been replaced, thanks, here's a normal body, well done and all that, goodbye." Again, I'm expecting something different than what the author writes, but what she does write is horrifying. But that's not the worst part. It's the way that the author talked me around to thinking, "Maybe this isn't so bad." Then I started working out parallels and realized some of the implications, some of the similarities to our world. This is one of those stories that echo in your mind, a thoughtful kind of catharsis.
  • Captive Girl on Sep. 18, 2012
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    I was expecting something different. The opening starts out with a girl, an asteroid, a sense of impending doom...space colonists have gone to inexplicable, almost illogical lengths to defend themselves, using little orphan girls (not so little now) to do their watching for them. The story didn't go where I expected it to go: no explosions, invasions, or despreate, noble self-sacrificing deaths. Instead, the authorities are like, "Well, that was about enough of that, our computers have improved, you've been replaced, thanks, here's a normal body, well done and all that, goodbye." Again, I'm expecting something different than what the author writes, but what she does write is horrifying. But that's not the worst part. It's the way that the author talked me around to thinking, "Maybe this isn't so bad." Then I started working out parallels and realized some of the implications, some of the similarities to our world. This is one of those stories that echo in your mind, a thoughtful kind of catharsis.
  • Sade on the Wall on Dec. 12, 2012
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    There's a horrible moment somewhere in your childhood where you realize that everything is NOT going to be okay, and that the choices you make matter, and that the difference isn't just between two things you like but between losing all hope in the universe and learning how to cope. "Coming of age" books are about learning how to be an adult, how to take responsibility, how to be serious about working for a living, etc. This is a book about learning how to get past despair, injustice, incomprehensibility - and move, not into adulthood, but into living an authentic life. A nicely orchestrated book - a lot of themes going on here, a lot of subplots, all of them driving the book forward without being obvious or slow. In parts, the book's almost too realistic--not in gory details but in the horrible, misguided things some of the characters do. It's sad. But, of course, the author pulls you back from the brink - drops everything into place. "The world is painful. Being a teenager is fraught with danger." And then, "Everyone has find an answer to that. Here are a couple of good ones."