All Over Grandma: Episode 1
by Luca Satana
When I was 18 I was a fucking asshole. More than that, I was a horny fucking asshole. And so, as gently as they could, my parents asked me if I could curtail my masturbating. I was like, “Fuck off!” and I turned into an even bigger asshole. So, running out of answers, my parents sent me to my grandma, who, bar none, was the biggest fucking asshole in our family. And so, the rest is history.