Mom's Nutrients: Episode 2 (With My Little Big Sister Cali)
by Luca Satana
When my mom got pregnant, at the ill-advised age of 42, and, I guess to compensate for that ill-advised age, she came up with this whole out-there nutrients thing, well, I didn’t think that was funny at all. And, apparently, neither did she. In fact, when it came to my mom’s nutrients, serious. And so was my dad. Okay. Fine! But, why the fuck did she have to get her nutrients from me?