Ina Disguise

Biography

Ina has lived many lives, this is only one of them.

Smashwords Interview

When you're not writing, how do you spend your time?
I make the artwork that goes on the cover. I cuddle the cats, I work in government research, and I renovate giant Victorian houses.
How do you discover the ebooks you read?
Usually whilst promoting mine.
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Where to find Ina Disguise online


Books

My Sweet Somatic Narcissist
Series: Short Misadventures. Price: Free! Words: 2,600. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
The story of Kate, a chef who goes to work for a respected name, only to find that respect is a one way street, and she is at the opposite end. A tale of personality disorder, overwork and the value of developing self-worth.
The Best Sex Study Ever
Series: The Best Scandal Ever. Price: Free! Words: 3,710. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
** This is not erotica.** Kira, taking her research seriously as always, goes out to find out what she actually wants from her partners. She meets several interesting characters and learns a lot about people, their problems and how they choose to express themselves.
The Best Love Letter Ever
Series: The Best Scandal Ever. Price: Free! Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2017. Categories: Essay » Literature, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(4.33)
Kira writes a love letter to Sam depicting the phases of disbelief involved in being his most unlikely suitor
The Best Friend Ever
Series: The Best Scandal Ever. Price: Free! Words: 2,590. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
The story of Kira and Leon, a long-term friendship with some subtle and unusual twists and turns.
Petra's Day Off
Series: Short Misadventures. Price: Free! Words: 2,760. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Petra pulls many strings to take a day off and find the answer to a mystery that has bothered her for years, with unexpected results.
Fountain of Youth
Series: Short Misadventures. Price: Free! Words: 1,220. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Electra has found the fountain of youth, and quickly finds that nobody wants to join her in drinking from it.
The Best Husband Ever
Series: The Best Scandal Ever. Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00)
The story of how Kira Cedar and Sam Redwood met, and the truth behind the legend of Sam Redwood.
Unpopular Blogging
Price: Free! Words: 9,610. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Politics and Current Affairs » Current affairs, Nonfiction » Politics and Current Affairs » Economic policy
Ina enjoys artwork, creating fiction, teasing motivational gurus and witty social commentary on modern life. Unpopular blogging is a selection of posts from her website. Ina will be blogging for the forseeable future, but in the meantime here are the posts on globalism, consumerism and the nature of modernity for you to giggle and enjoy.
Motivational Nonsense
Price: Free! Words: 13,080. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Personal Growth / General, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Confidence and self-esteem
Ina Disguise has a moderately popular blog on her website, which she maintains despite a life of crushing endurance. She cheers herself up by writing self improving twaddle and enjoys being pursued by motivational experts who do not read it.
Mandatory Equality
Series: Short Misadventures. Price: Free! Words: 5,360. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Roger is in investment banker. He likes to think he makes his own luck, and so finds it something of a surprise when he comes to work one day and finds that his world has changed since the Mandatory Equality law has passed.
Poems for David Avocado Wolfe
Price: Free! Words: 910. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A selection of poems from my blog. The cover art is Honey, I made you an icon, also from the blog. In celebration of the tireless work of David Avocado Wolfe
Reality Check
Series: Short Misadventures, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 3,010. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Biographical
Olivia is the youngest member of a severely dysfunctional family. This is an abbreviated family history of how badly a family can operate at the mercy of an unstable eldest sibling, from the perspective of the youngest member.
I only date millionaires
Series: Short Misadventures, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 2,820. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Pippa has some time off work, and decides to explore the fabulous world of online dating, whereupon she discovers that she is an utter failure at life.
Kill The Cynic
Series: Short Misadventures, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 3,230. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Margaret falls in lust with a building and is saved from making a fool of herself over it by an inquisitive friend and the unwitting drunken owner.
Romance Meets Death
Series: Short Misadventures, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 2,600. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ina fails to seduce a snobby, bat-eared English pathologist at work. Romance meets Death includes an explanation of Ina's artwork.
The Best Romance Ever
Series: The Best Scandal Ever, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 23,530. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00)
More adventures of eccentrics Sam Redwood and Kira Cedar as they blunder their way through life. Kira has won an art competition she has no idea she has entered, which opens up a new world for Sam, if only he could see it.
Assholes
Price: Free! Words: 16,390. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
A lifetime of horrible people and situations, listed simply for digestion one tiny moment at a time. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.
The Best Scandal Ever
Series: The Best Scandal Ever, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 46,080. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00)
Sam Redwood, legendary womanizer and international health guru, has suffered a financial setback in the form of a takeover from the evil White family. Kira, a foul-tempered academic on the other side of the world, is quietly eating herself to death. Join a host of characters from the alternative health industry as they struggle against market forces in the course of living eventful lives.

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Smashwords book reviews by Ina Disguise

  • Gatecrasher on Sep. 21, 2013

    Nice atmospherics, nice macro pacing. Micro pacing could use some crafting. Overall evidence of serious future talent. Like me, this author needs a reader. Otherwise, nice job on what could have been a hackneyed story.
  • A Voyage Of Self Discovery on Sep. 21, 2013

    Charming and very readable memoir - well worth a read. Easy conversational style without too much added pzazz. A book for relaxing with.
  • Horse's Ass on Sep. 21, 2013

    Really nice characterisation, good story development - might make it easier for less able readers to split the paragraphs a little but overall well above average piece of work - right up my alley!
  • Sellebrity on Sep. 21, 2013

    Beautifully written.
  • Jogging Along on Sep. 22, 2013

    Neatly captured the mundanity of office life and difference in the attitude towards overweight men to overweight women eg. your friends tell you to take up a sport rather than telling you you should hide because you are socially unacceptable and altogether hideous. Well written and nicely paced. For me, could have done with a tiny bit more introspection at the beginning to really make me care about the person but as a stream of thought development - it worked very well.
  • The Opportunities of Youth on Sep. 22, 2013

    A very masculine read - more emotional development of the characters beyond how many children they have would make it more accessible for female readers. Apart from that, nicely drawn and being used to male interpretations of 'economotion' I would read more from this author.
  • The Hill on Sep. 22, 2013

    As a non parent - I appreciated the fact that almost everything is dictated by an attached child however, a break in the narrative for character development independent of family would have made this more readable in the early pages. Having said that - overall this conveyed implicit emotion in the course of the action and so i have to say it was well handled and described the difficulties of parenthood very well. Really enjoyed the use of technology and pants.
  • I Might As Well Because I Have No Choice on Sep. 22, 2013

    I really like your writing voice, but a less trained reader would be confused at some of the erratic punctuation and might not realise it is colloquial charm - if I was you i would do one of three things - either add more punctuation, get an editor to do it for you or make the voice/accent even stronger - dropping Gs etc eg. drippin' instead of dripping to strengthen the effect. At the moment you seem a bit shy and are half writing conventionally and half in your excellent voice - and if I was you I would emphasise the voice because it works really well.
  • In The Park on June 11, 2015

    Nice story, look forward to seeing future developments
  • No Shades of Grey on Nov. 04, 2015

    I get the impression that this author kind of disapproves of bdsm?The paperback would make a charming gift. The online reader does not work with the formatting.
  • 猫と蛙 Cat and Frog on Sep. 07, 2017

    This story was fun, but being unable to advertise because you have less than four stars is even more fun......
  • Misfortunes' Windfall on Sep. 08, 2017

    I get the impression that this author should stop trying to review people's work if he doesn't make any effort to understand it in context.